Did the hosts remember to schedule a game of football somewhere in #WorldCupFinal?
.@TicketmasterCS #OasisLive25 ‘something went wrong’ - what exactly? Been in a queue for 3 hours and now I can’t find tickets.
Just tell people it’s sold out if it’s sold out?!
Absolute #shambles of a website
At this point, the Tory leadership contest is essentially like being asked to choose your favourite STD
Am sat here crying - as well as Victoria Atkins it seems Laura Trott's name has also been raised 🤣🤣 - no words
Jockeying Begins For Leadership Of Battered Tory Party
#ToriesAreOut #StarmerIsPM #LabourLandside #Changebeginstoday politicshome.com/news/articl…
This is an absolute evisceration of post Brexit Britain..
USA media dishes brutal truth about Brexit Britain
“Every decision taken by Tory (and @LibDems) governments was a political decision—it did not need to happen that way. Austerity was never the hard logic of dutiful caretakers; it was a political calculation to rescue rich friends and dump the burdensome price on those least able to endure the cost.”
“There is mold in the walls and shit in the rivers, posh butter in the supermarkets has anti-theft tags stuck to it, the trains run on schedule about half the time, the average pub-poured pint of lager—the blood of the nation—is nearing the criminal price of 5 pounds ($6.34), and on May 22 a new general election was announced to the people of Great Britain by a prime minister who is richer than the king.
“Should the polls prove correct—short of a 2016-scale error—the annihilation will be justified. Wage growth is at its lowest level since the Napoleonic Wars. What the Financial Timescalls the “rental market” and what the rest of us call “How much of your money someone richer than you takes every month” is stratospherically inflated; rent is about half a person’s average salary in London. Chain stores on British high streets close permanently at a rate of 14 per day, leaving most shopping areas a procession of corrugated shutters, uncollected rubbish, and the sleeping bags of the homeless.
“The precious marvel that is the National Health Service is cracking at the seams; at the current rate, waiting lists will not be cleared for another 685 years. The union for junior doctors, the BMA, has organised 10 strikes and walkouts in the past year for a pay deal that would only bring wages up to the current level of inflation. The city of Birmingham was the first to tip over into bankruptcy; more will follow.
“In 2022, at least 3% of all families in Britain—around two million people—could not afford to eat. Like a revenant from Dickens, Victorian diseases like scurvy, rickets, and scabies are back to blight children.
“Life expectancy has dropped to the lowest level since 2010—tellingly, the year the Conservatives took power, at the height of the recession.”
“These are the bitter fruits of austerity: an experiment in sado-monetarist economics and financial barbarism. Not much unites those five PMs other than the constant ritual tribute in blood to their coiffed icon, Margaret Thatcher. Yet Thatcher, back in the 1980s, did not lie about how brutal the first shock of neoliberalism was going to be. She coldly promised torture before riches.
“Its sequel, however, was pitched by its architect George Osborne, chancellor under David Cameron, as a bit of belt-tightening resembling that most prized memory in the national canon: the Blitz Spirit. Come on, chaps, buck up and give it some welly. The shattering of society into thinner fragments was supposed to be a hardy adventure.
“Midway through this downhill plummet, Britain bumbled backward out of the EU. The wreckage of this four-year disaster can now best be seen as an attempt to escape the harsh bite of austerity.
“Brexit was a retreat from hunger into myth: an embrace of antique fables about British pluck and derring-do, a belief that even without an empire and an industrial base this archipelago might reclaim past glory. Faced with profound turmoil, much of the nation turned to a half-remembered falsehood about their grandfather’s generation, marching along with Churchill. This election is the reckoning Brexit postponed.
newrepublic.com/article/1829…
Julian Assange freed and Tommy Robinson arrested as an illegal immigrant…
Feels like nature is healing
#Assange #TommyRobinson
Any TV debates for Tories are basically written off now - all any other participant needs to counter literally any point raised by a Conservative is
“Want a bet?”
They’ve absolutely fucked it.
#bettingscandal
Given your track record, you might want to sit this one out
Unless Keir Starmer revokes his endorsement of a Corbyn premiership, he is simply not fit to be Prime Minister
dailymail.co.uk/debate/artic…
Jake ⓥ Miller retweeted
The night before the BIG day… our biggest ever club presentation is TOMORROW at Shrigley Hall and we cannot wait. Crazy early start and a long day for our volunteers but worth it to reward our players for a great season #richmondfamily #trophies #awards
Hello @OVOEnergy - you’ve emailed to say I owe you £257. Your app says I owe you £162 and when I go to payment, your payment webpage tells me I’m £162 in credit.
So which is it?
I’m not inclined to pay you anything if you are struggling with your numbers
Drinking Game:
Drink every time Rishi says ‘the plan is working’
#ITVDebate
What ever happened to journalistic standards? BRCA1 and BRCA2 rather than braca one and bracket two?! 😂
@MailOnline also these at-home genetic tests should NEVER be relied upon for any kind of diagnosis - much less cancer.
dailymail.co.uk/health/artic…
.@Screwfix in store check in for click and collect orders is great - it’d be even better if you could scan a barcode rather than having to type the number in 😉
An evening of Tempranillo with Michael Portillo #PoliticalDrinksParty















