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Kim & Xander

@xanderkitty

We are the Grammar Police and her trusty sidekick, Xander, El Gato Vampiro.

 Chicago
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Joined June 2009
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Just permanently moving to where skies are blue. Handle in bio. Can’t be a part of muskrat’s world any more.
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Annie
@AnnieForTruth31 Jan 2025
😂
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I am very much in favor of merit-based hiring and high standards for jobs with life and death implications. Which is why I oppose confirming Pete Hegseth, RFK JR, Tulsi Gabbard, and Kash Patel.
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Sure was nice not having the stupidest fucking person on the planet be president for a few years
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Estajo@notastringbean31 Jan 2025
Replying to @JonLemire
@JonLemire
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Yurchenko Fool@oshanada30 Jan 2025
OH SO NOW YOU’RE A PLANE CRASH EXPERT??? Last week you were a fire prevention expert! Remember when you knew everything about submersibles? Look at you go!!!
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this video has changed my life forever i need u guys to look at this
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Kay
@KaylarWill30 Jan 2025
We have not had one day of peace since last Monday.
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From Berlin.
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The military did not enter California. The federal government restarted federal water pumps after they were offline for maintenance for three days. State water supplies in Southern California remain plentiful.
California Aqueduct

ALT California Aqueduct

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Jarel@MrJWells61928 Jan 2025
You look away for 30 minutes and miss out on 10 new rights being taken away
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derek guy
@dieworkwear28 Jan 2025
if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
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no matter what we got eachother's backs
Two cats, Fishtopher and Mr Lover, sitting side-by-side. Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes, sits on the left and faces the camera. His tail curls to the right, towards Mr Lover. Mr Lover, an orange tabby cat, faces away from the camera, with his back and tail visible. He is licking his paw. His tail curls to the left towards Fish.

ALT Two cats, Fishtopher and Mr Lover, sitting side-by-side. Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes, sits on the left and faces the camera. His tail curls to the right, towards Mr Lover. Mr Lover, an orange tabby cat, faces away from the camera, with his back and tail visible. He is licking his paw. His tail curls to the left towards Fish.

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Annie just wants it known that no one has taken her home yet, and she's bummed about it. But just wait until we show you how her sister Tabi feels.... come back in a few hours to find out! Brace yourselves! #Tucson
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Juniper and Poppy finally had a meet-and-greet this past weekend. They did so well - they were social, loving, and even great with the kids. Junie was headbutting a baby 😭 ...all for the family to back out and go adopt younger kittens. These girls don't understand.
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Aren't you
Tired by Langston Hughes I am so tired of waiting, Aren’t you, For the world to become good And beautiful and kind? Let us take a knife And cut the world in two — And see what worms are eating At the rind.

ALT Tired by Langston Hughes I am so tired of waiting, Aren’t you, For the world to become good And beautiful and kind? Let us take a knife And cut the world in two — And see what worms are eating At the rind.

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Sarah Fletcher@fletc11720 Jan 2025
So once again I’m here begging for everyone to spread the word on Junie & Poppy…. they have been with us for over 3 months and we can’t figure out why. We discovered this past weekend that they are great with children, Junie was even head butting a toddler…
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📍 SF BAY AREA Really not sure why Monster Biscuit isn't getting applications - this is probably the sweetest, most affectionate kitten I've EVER fostered. All he wants is to be with you, purr, and make biscuits 🥹 Looking for a perfect lil stripey guy? friendsofbearcatrescue.org/a…
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Poor Sam! This sweet cuddly kitty guy has had FOUR pending adopters, and each time they changed their mind and got another cat. He keeps thinking he’s finally found his family… and then they never show. 😿 Can you help his dream come true? Adopt (link below) or please share! 1/2 – at Silver Spring, MD
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Bonded besties Boopsie and Shy have been waiting months for their family. These low maintenance gals will be great couch buddies once they get to know you! They love toys and sunny windows and just want a place to hang out. Adopt them in #Tucson!
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