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TxCheesehead

@xcheesehead

Decider of Heroes and Garbage in our daily lives. Unaffiliated because I don’t listen to anyone anyhow. Cheerer of Human Rights for ALL HUMANS.

 San Antonio, TX
Joined December 2020
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I don’t know why Chicken Little Josh Hawley is trending, but you guys crack me up 🤣
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Only in Texas can the beautiful, steady sound of rain be disrupted by… LAWNMOWERS.
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Randall the giant baby dinosaur!!
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Apparently these republicans have decided to take “eating each other alive” to a whole other, literal level. WTAF.
Claudia Grisales (@cgrisales) profile pictureClaudia Grisales@cgrisales14 Nov 2023
Have NEVER seen this on Capitol Hill: While talking to @RepTimBurchett after the GOP conference meeting, former @SpeakerMcCarthy walked by with his detail and McCarthy shoved Burchett. Burchett lunged towards me. I thought it was a joke, it was not. And a chase ensued...
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I’ve been working on this massive project for months, now connecting the final pieces. IT. IS. HOT. 🥵 It’s looking much cooler than I expected, though I still think it’s ugly 🤣 Check it out!!
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Thank you RNC debate for reminding me why we decided to take out a second mortgage to send our LGBTQ kid to a private university. Jfc. LEAVE THE KIDS ALONE FFS!!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!! Tina Fey, don’t let me down girl!!
Mean Girls (@MeanGirls) profile pictureMean Girls
@MeanGirls8 Nov 2023
Get in loser, we’re going to the movies. 💖 Watch the new trailer for #MeanGirls – only in theatres January 12. #OnWednesdaysWeWearPink

Mean Girls Official Trailer

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I have officially reached a wide enough audience to get regular follows from bots. Look Ma, I made it to the big time!! Woohoo!!!
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Let this be a lesson to all, never pretend you are above @RepRaskin in ANY respect or situation. You will fail, and look impressively foolish in the process.
Lisa Rubin (@lawofruby) profile pictureLisa Rubin
@lawofruby3 Nov 2023
Today I learned Jamie Raskin is not only a member of Congress and constitutional law scholar, but also a grammarian, as evidenced by his markup of a “Dear Colleague” from George Santos. Ouch.
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Ope!! Well that was easy!!!
Lisa Rubin (@lawofruby) profile pictureLisa Rubin
@lawofruby2 Nov 2023
Replying to @lawofruby
Eric did not report to anyone during this period, he testifies. And his father relied on him and the two trustees — Weisselberg and his brother — to run the business, although he took directions from his dad if and when they were given.
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WTAF is this shit @elonmusk ??? Promoting this shit definitely won’t hurt any actual people! LIKE YOUR OWN CHILD FOR INSTANCE.
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The most ridiculously adorable thing I’ve ever seen on the internet ever ever ♥️
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@hellojayblack31 Oct 2023
Guys, MAGA IS RIGHT: My daughter cracked open her Halloween KitKat and 4 kilos of cocaine, a bag of razor blades, an un-sexy green M&M, and Hunter Biden’s Laptop came spilling out.
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Well this just blows. Thank you for the years and years of laughter Matthew!!
Harry Sisson (@harryjsisson) profile pictureHarry Sisson
@harryjsisson29 Oct 2023
I grew up watching Friends. RIP Matthew Perry. Incredibly sad.
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I want to invite @jackantonoff to Thanksgiving so we can be bff’s and dance obnoxiously to music at 1,000. Bring the fam to Co. Springs!!
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“Mom can you see if I left my lemur fur on my nightstand?” Having kids can be so weird.
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My favorite game of the year is #GBvsDEN. I wish it was a snow globe game, but this will do!! #GoPackGo!
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I don’t suppose anyone knows what German Sausage Balls are?? That’s what my son-in-law is requesting for Thanksgiving and I’m at a complete loss 🤷‍♀️
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Yup. Exactly.
Ted Lieu (@tedlieu) profile pictureTed Lieu
@tedlieu20 Oct 2023
Having served with Jim Jordan on the House Judiciary Committee, I offer the Occam’s Razor explanation for his befuddling press conference: Jim Jordan likes to be on television. House Republicans have a choice. Put America first, or put Jim Jordan first. Can’t do both.
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Hey @DoorDash ! WTF is this that just came attached to my order?? When did you start trafficking in TRASH??
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