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How tf do I get out of here?

Nashville, TN
Joined April 2021
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Life is a razor scooter and I am an exposed ankle just chilling in the wind.
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tenho algo a confessar, to com uma fic aberta do ao3 de antes dele implodir e to lendo uma frase dela por noite, racionando pra não entrar em abstinência, o negócio tá feio eu me sinto uma viciada
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я щас на той стадии нехватки ао3 когда начала придумывать фанфики у себя в голове. помогите
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Beth Behrs accidentally grabs Kat Dennings’ boob mid-interview and Conan loses his mind Beth: “I just touched your boob.” Conan: “ROLL IT BACK! I DIDN’T SEE THAT!” Then he forces the slow-mo replay and goes: “It’s a sick world where I control everything.”
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Anyway remember when Harris and Brown was fooling around and Schumer shushed them.
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me leaving the function with robert pattinson up my ass
They’ll put Robert Pattinson in your ass if you’re not careful
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Según la Biblia la vida y el alma entra en un niño al dar su primer aliento. Así que no, los "niños" abortados no van ni al cielo ni al infierno porque a ojos de Dios no son personas vivas.
Me acabo de enterar de que los niños abortados pueden no ir al Cielo porque se quedan con odio y rencor vagando por ahí.
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i love this so much 😭😂
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Archive, of your ownellious, When you get home, you better turn off invites for the rest of the fuckin YEAR!!!!
are we fucking kidding? ts was NOT supposed to (literally) go mainstream
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India 🇮🇳 is not for the weak!
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Ginger ale blackberry
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HOBBY LOBBY SKINNED THE GRINK, MAN THEY FUCKING SKINNED HIM
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I still can’t believe marvel once made an entire skit where rhodey gets mad at tony because he feels replaced and tony ends up bringing him flowers as an apology 😭
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“Women don’t care about men’s mental health.” Men literally used to drill holes into women’s skulls and remove parts of their brains for refusing to be submissive. But sure, tell us more about compassion.
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I'm slowly coming to terms with the painful truth that perhaps no one will ever love me in the way I've always longed to be loved.
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Been rinsing my mouth out for about 5 minutes now. I bit into what I can only describe as charcoal in my fucking @JimmyDean breakfast bowl. Way to ruin my morning
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“el próximo cumpleaños será mejor, el próximo san valentín, el próximo halloween, la próxima navidad, el próximo año” se me irá la vida creyendo que en algún momento si será mejor
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volvió ese sentimiento de re mierda de que nunca me van a amar
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Remember there's a gang of R@pists from Cornell university that need to face justice still.
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