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retired therapist friend here to shitpost into the void on my alt 🫶🏾 No unsolicited DMs, ty!

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Joined January 2010
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Ursula to Ariel:
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me and my oomfs choosing to ignore each other’s contradicting tweets
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just give plankton the secret formula he seems like he really needs a win right now
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A hazel dormouse
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On a essayé de recréer le meme des parents du furry qui divorcent
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the thing with negative emotions is that people confuse feeling them and actually acting on them and thats why everyone is so dishonest when it comes to these type of conversations
Nothing pisses me off more than people that try to demonize normal human emotions like envy/jealousy. You see somebody talking about how sometimes they're jealous of their friends and there will be 60 saints in the comments saying "omg you guys are bad friends!! i would never!!"
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DONALD TRUMP IS HOLDING AMERICANS HOSTAGE
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Mercury retrograde trying to get one last laugh
You're tellin me in 24 hrs, the NVidia CEO steps down in a spy scandal, all of Microsoft & Outlook goes down globally, a building collapses in NYC, a Tanker sinks a River cruise ship in New Orleans and now the FAA has grounded ALL flights across the country?! WTF is going on??
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I am sorry 'Flappy Bird' users, 22 hours from now, I will take 'Flappy Bird' down. I cannot take this anymore.
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guys we need a plan if the internet ever goes out nationwide where should our meeting spot be
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just ate the fuck out of some toast. idk. does anyone else feel like they want to be seen but don’t really have anything to say
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It rocks that Doug Ford got caught doing Maple Watergate with taxpayer money and that's not even cracking his top 5 scandals this year.
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Happy Friyay the 13th darlings 💖
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The roles have reversed 😭
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La vie est tellement devenue sérieuse que je joue même plus aux Sims
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Leon Kennedy:
That Chinese spy is the baddest bitch of the year
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To translate this to normal speech, they fired a guy who past 20 years been manually deploying patches to prod and replaced him with AI. AI can't figure out the root password because it's written on sticky note below his desk. They're trying to locate the desk.
Replying to @MSFT365Status
We’ve monitored the status of the changes applied to improve serviceability and confirmed they're not taking as expected. We’re identifying alternate workstreams that can be applied to increase capacity in the face of sustained traffic management imbalances. More info under EX1550543 and MO1550821 in the Microsoft 365 admin center, as well as msft.it/6013xBHsf if the admin center is not available to you.
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kayen (kay-en) retweeted
Tinky Winky hates the system too
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