Math is for blockers. cEDH Legacy CanLander and Cube enjoyer. If you’re here looking for pronouns it’s because you’re mad that you got owned online.

Chicago, IL
Joined February 2024
I love being right
You couldn’t possibly concoct a sentence that makes me want to play a format less than “the community makes the ban list”
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how are you supposed to explain that the Deptartment of Education is posting nods to alt-right pedophilic gender-swapping fanfic without sounding like an insane person
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My oil painting of an Uncrustable and Nintendo Switch joy-con
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Even the men these dudes have the computer make for them are unfuckable lmao
🚨 DATING APP EXPERIMENT 🚨 We put 6’3” Terra Chad up against an overweight woman in NYC for 24 hours. Terra Chad: 340 likes Her: 677 likes She literally DOUBLED a 6’3” attractive guy. Read that again. One of the biggest misconceptions in modern dating is that Chad is playing on easy mode. He is. But Women are playing a completely different video game…
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The Plan? Create various cubes with nothing but absolutely unplayable bulk and then charge $75 a person to participate in a "multi-course draft night to experience the pinnacle of card design"
Yknow how there's those insanely stupid "high end elevated" restaurants whose sole purpose is to just serve bullshit to pretentious snobs? What if we took that concept...and applied to a local game store
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“Every comp format is balanced”
Half of YouTube videos about Magic the Gathering are people complaining about Magic at an elemental level. We are the best TCG ever created, every competitive format is balanced, best draft format in a while and you are dooming?! Game is fantastic!
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this book series catches so many strays for being the only semi-readable entry into a genre that is so unbelievably devoid of anything noteworthy. If you think Dungeon Carl is Not Great but its like fucking Kafka compared to the rest of its contemporaries
My coworkers saying Dungeon Crawler Carl is their favorite series
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All of these are very playable in casual. However I think that they will be MASSIVE traps for like 80+ percent of casual commander players.
I didn't expect Star Trek to be a turning point for red in Commander, but here we are! These cards are exciting, powerful, and feel very red!
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Fucktoys actually "released" last year, but if it shows up in a local theatre you should go see it.
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go woke go highest grossing R rated film of all time
‘THE ODYSSEY’ will end its theatrical run by earning $1.8B globally. The highest grossing R rated film of all time.
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My mental illness also manifests as James Spader talking to me
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Editing is a creative decision you leech
Just announced the CapCut plugin in ChatGPT onstage at the inaugural CapCut World conference in LA -- video editing done easily so you can spend more time on the creative decisions and moments that make your work unique.
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A nuke would be too kind a punishment for San Francisco
Every city has its own Halloween horrors, and in SF it is apparently AI usage limits.
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Final Results: Democrat: 75,000,000 Evil Fascist: 75,000,001 This guy's daughter: 1
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Saw the movie out in the burbs literally 20 minutes away from where he grew up and it was the same. Fucking brutal
Whole audience cheered here in Chicago 😭
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Removing AI from your feed with 4 of my illustrations 🗡🦊
Removing AI from your feed with 4 of my illustrations😌🍀💫
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yeah man a cure for cancer is for sure the same as a video game you got em
Will parents have to be notified that a cancer cure uses Ai before they will use it on their son? Will they get public backlash for curing their child using Ai over letting him die by traditional means? Anti-Ai people are in a cult. If you have to know an artist’s methods before you decide if his art is good, you don’t really love art. I don’t understand why people are more in love with doctor’s tools, artist’s methods and director’s extra features than the thing they produce. I actually liked my video games, not just working on them using our intentionally-primitive analogue methods. Speaking of process, did you hear the one about the butcher who backed into a meat grinder and got a little behind in his work?
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He’s so mad that everyone epic gives a game away for free it increases the steam sales of the same game
This is exactly what's happening.
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If you like this I do not consider your cognitive function to be at a level that merits moral or ethical consideration btw.
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This is obviously insanely stupid and boot-licking to anyone who has seen OP turnout on the ground recently. Commander players don’t play constructed formats because spoiler alert: all the cards designed for their format absolutely obliterate 60-card formats 1/2
Magic the Gathering is dead! Magic the Gathering is dying! Organized Play is up 40% from 2024. Over 600 million in sales in Q3. Yeah dead, ok sure. Bet. #1 selling card game on TCGplayer, where the cards are used in decks, worn down, not sealed, not graded, played.
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Honestly at this point wotc should make OP exclusively limited (the absolutely best tcg experience around btw) until they can figure out how to not fucking demolish standard and modern every other month.
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