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Fried calamari lover | Swiftie | Full-Time Diva

Sweet oblivion ☉♋︎ ☽♓︎ ↑♊︎
Joined September 2013
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A thread of photos I would like to live in 🍇🌞🥀 – at Plainfield, IL
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no one wants a crazy bitch anymore clearly
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Its november fucking fifth i fo NOT want to hear fucking christmas music bitch!! Turn on Meg the Stallion wtf
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Dragging tf outta your name through the mud (telling ppl what you did)
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i feel like i just fell out of a fucking coconut tree
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If Morgan Wallen is in your Spotify Wrapped this year you’re getting sent to Guantanamo Bay
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I’m itching to vote again. someone post a poll on they instagram story rn!
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they’re using jd vance as a piñata in the oval office as we speak
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“first palestinian, first native american, first black…”
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Halloween weekend was a blast and now woke is back… I’m speechless
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the goths are VOTING! the vamps are VOTING! the witches are VOTING!
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oh chicago, don’t eat em up all that. vote blue 💙
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the hottest girl you’ve ever seen in your life is voting blue today
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Tweeting “vote blue” to my 99% gay and female audience
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The roles ARE reversed, a rapist is President, get a new fucking slogan you fucking losers, this is why we think you’re useless!!
“Misandry doesn’t exist” meanwhile, Sabrina Carpenter has 100K people at Lollapalooza chanting “USELESS” about men. imagine if the roles were reversed.
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damn right
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She’s real asf
making yourself the princess and your daughter mrs potts is craaaaazy 😭😭
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Mercury is in retrograde again until November 13.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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Never a doubt, definitely didn’t slander him 15 mins ago
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Going on hinge makes me want to commit a class A felony
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