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julie. she/they. gen x. deancas and buddie truther. hollanov. venomfucker. brown ajah. fan account. xylodemon @ ao3. 18+

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Joined December 2007
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⭐️ Hammer Price ⭐️ - #Buddie fic - 7.1K - humor - codependent weirdos - Buck does the bachelor auction - Eddie goes mildy insane 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/79…
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oh my god.
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All clothes are gender neutral when you're not being a little bitch about it
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my stomach hurts look at them
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this is how i read some of ur tweets
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do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot
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ilya was so happy to have a tummy full of pasta and a heart full of boyfriend kisses
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made it to the sex condo hookup and Ilya remains the funniest person in the GC universe
reawatching HR bc what else am i going to do and i'm here to report that Ilya whacking it in the shower is the hottest anyone has ever looked in the whole of human existence
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the way Ilya touches Shane's head as they're catching their breath, don't piss me off about casual
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you can actually see the moment Ilya realizes he's completely boned, incredible
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they're really just basking in the afterglow with Ilya still inside
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i keep opening ao3
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the degree to which things were never actually casual between them flabbers my gasts tbh my gobs are smacked
i’ve never noticed how ilya caresses shane’s face??
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ao3 being down leading to the creation of brand new sentences
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İlk hookupta yapılacak haraket değil bu öpücük çoktan aşıklardı tartışmaya kapalı
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