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Husband, Father, Software Engineer & Technical Founder

Rockaway Beach, Queens
Joined March 2019
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WoW Forever really looked at millennial dads and said 'we made this for you
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just dropped $91,196 at apple. four maxed mac studios, 512gb unified memory each. not for video editing. hired a new team. they work both my companies, never sleep, and don't ask for raises. the headcount is me. the team is silicon.
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Underpriced but ridiculous times Soon in visuals will be completely priced out sovereignty
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I want it
We made the first AI model you can have a realistic conversation with that was trained entirely on speech! Dessa is a full-duplex speech-to-speech model that you can run on consumer GPUs. This is a GPT3 moment for speech.
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A Billionaire $ is the only thing on my wish list
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Growing up, the flex was having the most powerful desktop on the block. Now I run a fleet of AI agents. One desktop can't carry it. Built a full home lab instead. 10Gb backbone. The fleet moves as one. The upgrade wasn't a faster computer. It was more computers. @Ubiquiti
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watched the internet lose its mind this week. AI agents in bank accounts, PHP zero-day, japan telling people to unplug their websites. I run AI agents for a living. the uncomfortable take: the agents didn't break in. people let them in. handed over the keys and walked away. my agents don't hold keys to anything sensitive. approval gates, scoped access, logs on everything. not fear of AI. just basic hygiene. patch your PHP. rotate your keys. keep building.
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Let's go Knicks!
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Your next customer isn't Googling. They're asking ChatGPT. It names ONE company #1 and grays out everyone else. That spot isn't bought. It's built on what the AI can verify: reviews, schema, directories, pages that answer. Free audit: seodesignlab.com/llm-optimiz…
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word of 2026: PSFree
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My inbox used to start every morning yelling. Now it only whispers what matters.
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Just got my new shipment of slabs from @Collector_Crypt So quick and seamless to buy with $USDC and withdraw/burn Ends up right on my front door every-time
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Agency route to update one website section: quote, scope doc, "next sprint," three weeks of email, a month later you forgot why you asked. Managed agent: clone it, screenshot it into Telegram, watch it rebuild for on-page SEO live. Minutes, not months. seodesignlab.com/integrated-…
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😂😂 like leaving the healer
my team is useless
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Most people think AI is a chatbot. "Make me a reservation. No mistakes." This year I started 2 companies with AI. One got valued 6 figures+. 100% Super Intelligence built. Websites. Google Ads. Trading apps. This video. AI makes smart people geniuses and dumb people lazier.
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Rogue is lvl 19 in WoW Forever with Duel Cruel Barbs
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Adding a new product to your site traditionally works like this: email the web guy. Wait for a quote. Wait for a spot in the queue. Wait for the draft. Wait for the edits to the edits. Two weeks if you're lucky. A month if you're not. Our managed agents do the whole job in about 10 minutes. Vendor product to live page to running ads, the moment it drops. Your competitor is still writing the email. You're already collecting the sales.
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Monday morning our owner asked Apex, our autonomous trading agent, the hard question: "Gun to your head, where does money go this week?" It scanned 50+ liquid names for volume shifts and structure, plus a live sweep of unusual options flow. One name checked every box. Hours later the trade was booked, flat, +100%. Here's the whole thing start to finish 🧵
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The market's top flow feeds showed this trade existed. Anyone subscribed could see the sweep. What they don't have is the machine that connects flow → structure → entry → stop → exit and executes without hesitation. That's what we're building at JJF.
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This isn't advice. It's our book, our agent, our receipts. More breakdowns coming. We just let the machine keep its own scorecard. SI by: jjfseodesign.com/
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