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writer, lifelong new yorker, fc barcelona fan ⚽️

brooklyn
Joined May 2014
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If texas turns blue Im shaking ass oiled up in 4k
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AI stands for Allah's intelligence now
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They’re renaming it to Texas They&Them
Texas A&M is packed to see James Talarico
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RESPECT TO DA LAW BITCH!!
I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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Fuck it we're bringing BuzzFeed back. Here are 17 times the new McDonald's menu made us say yass queen 👏
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new impossible standard unlocked for Muslim docs
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The NBA is now the Nonbinary Basketball Association please move accordingly
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Barista named Bug took my order at starbucks today. Were not wasting any time here I see
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IM AT CRACKER BARREL AND THEY'RE SELLING WHITES BY THE BARREL
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WOAH Google that was fast!!!!
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Replying to @JDVance
worst suicide note i’ve ever read but good decision regardless
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the concept of jd vance having to hold a quran when he swears in abdul
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The New Woke Knicks: Jalen Brunchild (they/them) Josh HRT Karl-Androgyny Towns Mikal Bridging generational wealth gaps OGBTQ+ Anunoby Jose AlvaraGo to the polls Landry Shamet Deuce McSpouse Jordan Clarkdaughter Andre Democratmond Tyler Kolektivism
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TRUMP CANCELS PUBLIC APPEARANCES
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THEYRE RENAMING THE GREAT LAKES AFTER THE PILLARS OF ISLAM
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BILLIONAIRES ARE NOW ILLEGAL!
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God it’s like Christmas today
BREAKING: Netanyahu officially loses majority in Israel’s election.
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They tried to bury us. They didn’t know we were saeeds
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They're trying to pin last night's election results on a guy named Warren Iran
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hobby lobby has been renamed habibi lobby
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