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Yax

@Yax

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 aka CastleOtranto
Joined August 2008
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Holy snark! Is this site even still functional? All my apps have long since crapped out. There are a bunch of folks I miss from here, so shout outs. However. The DoomScrolling. It almost got me. I miss many of you all. But I can never come back.
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Me: Ehhh, I'll take one last swing onto the ol' bird site to post "butts butts butts" and have a good chuckle. How bad could it be? Narrator: It was worse than that.
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Covered up by Jim Jordan bit.ly/47bDD1o
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Me, half an hour ago: You know, sometimes I really miss Twitter That Was. I bet if a dozen of those whom I consider power users moved to the ancient elephant site, I'd never look back. Me, just now: Huh. Make that eight, I guess. And counting.
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Cis isn't a slur, it's a descriptive adjective just like "apartheid benefactor" or "divorced" or "hated so much by my kids that they changed their name so as to have nothing to do with me"
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Fitting for pride month
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Me: Ugh, where did all this blood come from? *pause* Me: Oh, it's mine. *pause* Me: I know I said I wasn't tweeting anymore, but where else can I post this?
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I miss my friends from this site, but I think I'm better off without the doomscrolling. Last week my phone told me my average daily screen time was 29 minutes. I was always 4+ hours during the pando.
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If this interests you, please back it, because I will be massively sad if it doesn't fund. Check out A Shark Ate My Pen*s: A History of Boys Like Me by The Doubleclicks on @Kickstarter kickstarter.com/projects/ang…
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Poorly aged things
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I saw a Twitter meme that said your Coachella Age is 100 minus the number of artists you've heard. I'm 98. But then I thought, no, I won't let this make me feel old. This is an OPPORTUNITY TO HEAR NEW MUSic hahaha no I don't give a fuck lol
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Sorry. Once my beloved 3rd party app stopped working because Voldemort had a hissy fit, I kinda forgot about this site. Sorry that I missed things because of fragile egos. I still love my besties here. Hope you are as well as your situation allows.
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Guess I'm also @yax on that site where you're IBLE to SPOUT. One of these damn things will be the next this place. I hope. Just hedging my bets.
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With the Super Bowl approaching, here's your reminder that not only was Hines Ward the MVP of Super Bowl XL, he scored the most impressive touchdown in history as a member of the Gotham Rogues.
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Image from Richard Roeper (@RichardERoeper)
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Gwendoline Christie as the five praetors of New Phyrexia: 1) Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines
Gwendoline Christie poses on a red carpet wearing an ethereal shoulder-bearing dress that looks like its made of translucent waves. The ombre dress fades from white to blood red.

ALT Gwendoline Christie poses on a red carpet wearing an ethereal shoulder-bearing dress that looks like its made of translucent waves. The ombre dress fades from white to blood red.

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Here ya go:
diversityislol (@tsurkism) profile picturediversityislol@tsurkism29 Jan 2023
Replying to @michaelharriot
Do one where u explain how they commit half the murders
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Allegedly, the bro who broke himself to buy this site blocked 3rd party apps because they don't show ads. I've been here over 14 years and have never seen a single ad. Does my mans really not know about ad blockers? That's a rhetorical question.
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TERFs: "There are only two sexes" Biologists: "Genetics is more complex than that" Anthropologists: "Culture is more complex than that" Mycologists:
Gnome Anne May Perceive Me (@annethegnome) profile pictureGnome Anne May Perceive Me@annethegnome13 Jan 2023
Replying to @annethegnome
Perhaps the most mesmerising, the Schizophyllum commune (Splitgill Commune). They have 23,328 biological sexes (distinct mating types) -- individuals of any mating type are compatible for mating with most other mating types. They remind me of ballgowns and fractals.
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Well, I think Tweetbot stopped working, so that could mean the end of my time here.
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