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I plan to steal your heart again on Saturday and Sunday nights. Ang. She/Her

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I actually love New Years so much. I have OCD I love new magical rules that will fix my life !
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HOES MAD
Zohran Mamdani will become first NYC mayor sworn in on Quran when he takes oath of office trib.al/Hhl4T11
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I mean…no lies detected
Jennifer Lopez addresses people who criticize how she dresses: “If you had this body, you’d be naked, too!”
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All Covid Vaccinated will be dead by December 31, 2025 *According to United States of America, who lead the charge to kill 95% of the World in 1994, under UN Agenda 2021.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
It is December 31st, 2025, and we aren't dead worldometers.info/world-populati…
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So im driving right. Then I just burst into tears
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I was talking bar plans and she was like why don’t you drive there and leave your car and I was like, I do not like to be separated from my car and she looked at me and I looked at her, like, you’ve known me 22 years why does it surprise you when I’m neurotic
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Dont forget! Winter is HER season
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Cheers to the new year my friends
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In the late ‘90s and early 2000s, the Mar-a-Lago spa was sending employees on house calls to Epstein’s home. Spa employees warned each other about Epstein, who was known among staff for being sexually suggestive and exposing himself during the appointments. The incident that prompted Epstein to be banned from the Mar-a-Lago spa, w/@joe_palazzolo @khadeeja_safdar: wsj.com/us-news/trump-epstei…
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*holding my newborn daughter* “I love you so much baby but I will not commit a genocide for you, no matter how much you ask”
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every new year’s eve, i read this poem
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This is the darkest and most moving essay about AI and job displacement that I’ve ever read. Wow. nytimes.com/2025/12/28/opini…
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That’ll do Pig, that’ll do.
“Christmas might be over, but we’re GETTING NAUGHTY”. 📲 tryquinn via tiktok
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Six was sooo fun. Though I feel like Tudor historians must really hate it 😭😭😭
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I love being a New Yorker fuck everyone else
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GO KANSAS CITY!!!!
Taylor Swift has donated to Operation Breakthrough in Kansas City which provides child care and education for children in poverty, the organization announces.
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Locking in this year
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It’s a 10/10 for me
i love that the lowest rated episode of Breaking Bad is nothing but walter white trying to kill a fly and its still an 8/10
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*starts ferociously attacking a tree for no reason*
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The thing about Pluribus is that every other episode is like Fly, which is why it's one of the best television shows in the past few years
The lowest rated episode from the most popular tv shows
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