my name jacob. handle is a college football pun. acab. free palestine. he/him 18+

Washington, DC
Joined April 2013
if u hot box this and get so high u get scared u technically become the fried chicken
forcing my friends inside colonel sanders
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thicc saban retweeted
I'm grateful Laika is run by the son of a billionare that doesn't care how much money he loses in the course of making straight artistic fire.
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I leave the cinema thinking every movie is the greatest movie of all time, the atmosphere completely strips away my sense of objectivity for a good 24 hours
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people “combating racism” in my replies
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verity was terrible and i looooved it
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thicc saban retweeted
I think a lotta people just don't wanna admit they were conditioned by family and friends to think bigotry was acceptable, but broke free of that as they got older
“y’all didn’t have a racist past when u were teenagers?” no?????????????
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getting called a racist faggot for saying people can change :)
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ppl trying to cancel slayyyter over tweets from when she was 16 lmao she is from MISSOURI yall it is a cultural cesspool
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no one is defending racism i am defending the fact that people can grow and change. were the things she said indefensible? yeah. she’s 30 and a different person now lmao
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my hot take is that we would be better off if people that drive recklessly would just crash their cars and die
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your shitty 350z YEARNS for the guard rail
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what are we thinking about this haul
criterion down seconds after the flash sale started should i kill myself
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sending a hot woman money for the criterion sale is what life is all about actually
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criterion down seconds after the flash sale started should i kill myself
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thicc saban retweeted
A lot of the Levites responsible for these portions of the Bible were basically Tik Tok man-on-the-street guys asking each other if different situations make your girl a hoe
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it’s so funny that i am formerly multiple oomfs boss
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i will flex this till the day i die i looooooooove her
Slayyyter tickets used to be 20 a pop and that included getting to see either her left or right tit, occasionally her pussy, a hug, a picture, and that wasn't even VIP baby.
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he getting used to it
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all of the replies that are genuine answers are immediately pretty much followed by this guy replying “nuh uh” lmao
Explain the politics of AC/DC. Like. Any song. Your choice.
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got accused of being racist for asking someone to sign their receipt today lol
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sorry ma’am you are dumb as rocks
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