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tweeting 'bout the Internet's bowel movements.

Joined March 2010
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Bill Gates Wants To Talk To You About Poop bzfd.it/NzkmuY
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What’s comes next for toilets? Check out the winner of our “Reinvent The Toilet Challenge” b-gat.es/PaWi2b
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The modern toilet was invented in 1775 and we promptly stopped innovating…until today.
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It’s time to reinvent the #toilet so that we can meet the needs of the 2.5 billion who don’t have access to one b-gat.es/NunWVg
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4 out of 10 people don’t have a safe way to poop - that’s 2.6 billion!
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New Bacteria Could Make You Poop Rainbows — goo.gl/uUKCR
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Oh, you drive a Prius? I bet you save so much money on condoms.
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Oh, she liked your Facebook picture? Tell me how she wants to have sex with you.
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Your taxes aren't due until Tues because tom'w is Emancipation Day. Never heard of it? Who cares, celebrate it with gusto, have sex all day!
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Tornadoes coming to midwest anything but sexy, sorry. A sexy twister is when the person on top attempts a 360. Can you do it?
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Oh, you're really hot? Please, ruin it with a shitty personality.
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In a sugar bowl next to a maroon dildo coated in sugar
Oh, you're condescending and witty on the internet? I bet that confidence translates well into the real world.
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Oh... come on Vagina Jokes aren't funny, period.
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6 reasons why masturbation is healthy for men goo.gl/FSn7v. Not that it's bad for women but this article for men.
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Warning: Accidentally farting in public makes you freeze
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