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Liz Lemon irl - 🍻 ⚾️ • 🧀🏈• 🐻🌲🏒 • 🦌🏀 • 🐺⚽️ • ⛳ - Youth LaX Coach - Retired Podcaster - Avid Restaurant Menu Reader - Baking Enthusiast - 🏳️‍🌈🖤

 Wisconsin, USA
Joined March 2010
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When WI recruiters try to visit with any high school football players that aren't lineman and running backs
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I can fly to MKE for $600 and pay $3k for a WS ticket Or Fly to Tampa for $149 and pay $800 for a WS ticket ORRRR None because regretting missing out on this type of opportunity is priceless
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That's some liberty biberty right there
Hannah Ward 👩🏻‍🏫 Mom (x3) | Learning Designer
@HannahWardEduOct 18
There's an entire secret society of homeschooling families that have their teens get bachelor's and master's degrees from Liberty University at like 15 or 16 years old yearly and I think that's wild.
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"That's a homer!" "Except it's not." Genuine LOL from me #brewers
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Me complaining about the brewers 10pm start time then remembering I haven't gone to bed before 1am in 3 years
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#100
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Being mad at the same thing Lil Wayne is mad at, at the same time.. hasn't happened since Katrina but here we are THANKS A LOT
Lil Wayne WEEZY F
@LilTunechiSep 25
Let’s hope looks are deceiving bc we look bad af rn
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Why is everyone upset? It's baseball season. You can't hurt me. YOU CAN'T!!!!!!!
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Hey Jeff, your TNF stream really blows
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And then realized they were just trying to get with one of my friends and after succeeding completely ghosted 😃
🎺 🐛@WikiOocAug 21
FUUUUUUCK A FRIENDSHIP I CHERISHED WAS QUITE IN FACT JUST BACKGROUND IN ANOTHER PERSON'S VERY FULL SOCIAL LIFE
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Told Alexa to play me some noah kahan and she was all "congratulations, you're now a top 5% listener of artist" so I guess it's time to start therapy again
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Every crazy, life-in-self-made-shambles server I work with is planning on leaving in the next 3 months to go to Flight Attendant School, what's the science here
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Me knowing I'll have to make 4 hours worth of phone calls due to 3 diabetic kids and a failure of a Healthcare system
ً@artfuIchaosAug 4
laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.
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"Wave" church in Virginia Beach. Former pastor comes in to my restaurant almost every day. Was Justin Beiber's personal pastor? Has a Wikipedia. Has a "controversy" section. Wild.
Klonopin Centaur@facetedcarapaceAug 3
The less specific the name of a Christian church is, the more evil it is. If your church is called something like Immaculate Southern Methodist Congregants of Christ you're probably normal but if it's called C R O S S R O A D S, you are in danger.
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Hospital said I owed $2k for my son's stay. Insurance said no, $15.74 Hospital said umm you actually owe $278. Insurance said no, $48.53. Then they got on a conference call and decided together that I owe $1004. Gotta love the American Healthcare system.
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~Things I do as a former home owner~ - Look up homes - Check how much it would ACTUALLY cost over 30 years - Look at what it cost 5-10 years ago - Look at deed history - Enjoy my rental (while studying time travel)
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This is also the "cheapest" 3bd in my area, which has undergone a 60-70% increase in housing costs since 2020 😃 so yeah I'm good just chilling for a while
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As a server, I'll take a crying kid over an iPad baby ANY. DAY.
Ashley 🩷🤍💛🪽@XHeavenlyKittyXJul 13
Anyone else notice the complete lack of parenting etiquette in the last decade or so? No one takes their crying babies out of theaters anymore. No one tells their screaming misbehaved kids to stfu in restaurants or otherwise public spaces that require manners. Wtf happened
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I feel like you're just here for the zipline
Charlie James@malecowgirlJul 14
i arrive to your pool party, wearing goggles i brought from home, ready to enter the pool - i bring no treat to share, no verbal greeting. this is about access to a pool for me
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I made "girl dinner" (basically a charcut of whatever fruit/veggies/cheese/bread i have around) for my boys every day but called it "snack lunch" but it's been 2 years so now we just call it "lunch" Also they eat more veggies than i ever did as a kid so like.. actually so legit
⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦
@pamvonhadderJul 14
Hot take: the "girl dinner" era gave women permission to admit they don't want to cook every night and I think it genuinely improved lives.
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Me running to the after-work bar when someone leaves a bad tip
Buck@Buck36043BuckJul 5
Ok I guess I’ll drink on an Empty Stomach About it
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