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Often verklempt from the achievements of my parallel universe selves.

Washington, DC
Joined June 2007
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Don't trust this nut to make your medical decisions? Us neither. That's why CA, OR, and WA are teaming up to launch a new "West Coast Health Alliance" to provide evidence-based unified recommendations to our residents.
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DONNIE J. AND KaroLYIN’ LEAVITT WILL HAVE THEIR (LITTLE) HANDS “FULL” TODAY. WHOOPS. I, GAVIN CHRISTOPHER NEWSOM, AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR (MANY SAY), WILL HOST THE GREATEST PRESS CONFERENCE OF ALL TIME. AFTER THAT — “THE MAPS” WILL SOON BE RELEASED. VERY MUCH ANTICIPATED. HISTORY MADE. THE GOP’S RIGGED GAME IS OVER!!!! THE PEOPLE RETAKE CONGRESS. YOU'RE WELCOME, AMERICA! LIBERATION DAY!!! THAT IS WHAT MANY ARE CALLING IT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. — GCN
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Cory Booker (D-NJ) voted against Bernie’s resolution to block sales of assault rifles to Israel. This year, Israeli soldiers killed a 14-year-old from New Jersey.
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Damn. They got my ass.
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Join us this Saturday, May 24, to celebrate the launch of the Exposed DC Photography Collection at @dcpl! We'll be at the Martin Luther King Jr Memorial Library on the 5th Floor & rooftop garden all day, rain or shine. Free, but registration is required: exposeddcpl.eventbrite.com
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#DarkWoke is rising.
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Replying to @elonmusk
memes are gonna be wild
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He lied from the start - and some of us warned you about him.
Trump/Vance MUST win. I can’t handle 4 years of seeing and hearing Kamala/Walz. That would be cruel and unusual punishment!
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me waiting for the bathroom at the raven
When you lie on your resume to get the job #Australia #breakdancing
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If your IT guy dresses like this you don’t have to worry about crowdstrike
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Elon Musk is super duper angry at @Apple right now. Why? Because Apple and OpenAI agreed yesterday to use/integrate Open AI's ChapGPT AI product in their iOS ecosystem. This has screwed over Elon's side hustle xAI, right after raising $6 billion in equity. A thread. 🧵
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Replying to @elonmusk
There are already over one billion Americans
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Replying to @elonmusk
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Photographs taken in the right place at the right time, intentionally or by chance - a thread 🧵 1. Wilma Hurskainen
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It’s 2024 and there is absolutely no reason for native or web-based email applications to provide a Reply All button for BCC recipients.
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AFib was invented by Big Aspirin. Stay woke.
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Find me a Lyft that doesn’t smell like a fart and you’ll be $500 richer. I’ll wait.
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i ain’t eating this
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There is nothing that tests the limits of imposter syndrome quite like software engineering 😮‍💨
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