I'd like to say this was pretty much accurate.

those might not be related

so we don't know where kim jong un is? he didn't come to my dog's birthday bbq today

yes i would like to reset my password with an old email address on a domain that i let expire a decade ago

here's my yearly tweet

ayooo kenapa gojek down sih? gue cuma mau burger😭

JFC is legit better than KFC

time for my bi yearly check up how you all doin what's new

sorry i haven't been around, every time i type "x" into my browser it takes me to xhamster and i masturbate furiously for the next 4 hours then forget what i was going to tweet

apparently i should have an instagram account to share music on

just here to tell you that yes, you can have a little treat, you done a good job today

let's discuss why Mao Tse-tung's Little Red Book is actually a thinly veiled gay romance

i feel like twitter followed a bunch of accounts on my behalf when i came back.. -_-

it's official i am a robot now

i forgot there were so many penises on twitter

guess it's time for my once a year tweet. is it still "tweet"? have we already discussed how they had a market saturation piece of lexicon and abandoned that so when you try to go to twitter now you get distracted by xhamster instead?

wait, what happened to twitter?

you're all very political today aren't you twitrwr

ive almost finished this bottle of tequila praise me