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“I wonder.. What if everything I've been through is just a never-ending dream?” #IDINVADED
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Replying to @thedionmalone
genuinely laughed at it because you can tell it’s a middle school that still can’t spell 😭
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or, the more likely option, tiktok influence. or just general social media. u dont see parents talm bout no “strict program” unless they ALSO are heavily online.
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Replying to @thedionmalone
“yell at me” “trick on me” god save our children
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this diva who dressed as the final season of game of thrones 😭😭
i love gay halloween cause wdym
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Replying to @mecfoumalade
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Nvm france is kinda cooking lmfao
Comment les américains se sentent en "sauvant" un fœtus de l'avortement qui mourra 10 ans plus tard dans une tuerie de masse
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Believe it or not, the caption criminally undersells the audio. I’m in tears.
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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Un americain qui croise un japonais dans une école (Les deux ont les mêmes cibles mais differentes intentions)
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A new limited series take on the Alfred Hitchcock classic, THE BIRDS will star Sarah Snook. In development at HBO. A "visceral, present-day reimagining of Hitchcock’s classic set in Alaska with a murder mystery at the center and new characters." Source: @DEADLINE
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Replying to @Elebanashi
Joke on you, we agree with this slander
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Les américains quand ils ont un accident et que quelqu'un menace d'appeler une ambulance
French people when they're asked about foods other than Baguette
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They're so AMAZING!!! ✨️🔥
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updating my boyfriend on what I’ve done on my day off while he works a 12 hour shift
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Replying to @emilyagain
You’d figure that after all that, they (hotel) would go into exhaustive detail about all the incredible sanitary steps they take so that you, the potential future guest, has a modicum of confidence that the room isn’t covered in blood and guts residue.
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Replying to @Cindtrillella
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO LITTLE ASS DOGS LIKE YOU IN HERE?!?
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Replying to @deardoeface
literally killed their own father when they were kids, joined the military, and it's heavily implied that they worked for Al Capone but apparently that's not "interesting" enough
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Replying to @deardoeface
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Genuinely how white people watch movies
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diz.✨ retweeted
This is why we keep losing World Cups…yall want soccer to be a fun/safe activity for your toddlers. Meanwhile the rest of the world got 20 of these in each age group getting sponsored
What is wrong with the pale nation??? Call the police on a 3 yr old because he's too good for their kids???? 😳
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