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Joined July 2025
all i ever wanted was 2 be a good a friend ❤️
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i’m losing everyday
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i’ve been hungry all my life
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i haven’t gotten a cut in 9months and that’s why my barber hates me
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i had a dream that the dogs ate the babies
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The real reason barca lost today👇 Our squad is simply too ugly, we can never win with a team full of sub-5’s
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it actually hurts to watch barca just piss the bed every year
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god please god please god please god please please
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IM ADDICTED TO SNAPCHAT INFLUENCERS.
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YES ILL DROP 5 HUNNID ONNAT ESCORT WHATS UP???!!!!?
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just dropped my first work shit. im not the same dude i was a week ago.
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W placenta meal💀
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im too pussy to blow the gun
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25 yr old coworker calls her e bf and watches anime on discord
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i actually seriously got called a beaner for the first time the other day and my life is changed
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Pussy
I am sorry 'Flappy Bird' users, 22 hours from now, I will take 'Flappy Bird' down. I cannot take this anymore.
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one time this coworker who has never smoked weed before begged us to smoke with him on his break and he tweaked out so bad they fired him that same afternoon
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the story of how @santinzz lied to me , manipulated me and FUCKED ME😈😬🤪
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i’m tired of hiding yall!!! i’m gay asf !!!!
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