“Still an issue.” Like you’re describing a leaky shower head or a slightly loud fridge. Sublime

Everyone in the house whenever the kitten does anything

Updating all my Welsh friends on the London saga now I’m home

Might ring in to Lorraine to tell her she’s a sucka MC

Unpopular opinion but I really like the earlier, darker evenings

Watching The Other Bennet Sister & without a doubt I would let Mr Hayward run me down with his horse

I don’t want to put any eggs in any baskets or get ahead of myself, but I fear I’m on the verge of being So Back

Prynhawn da fellow posters

Not me getting free tickets to see 1/6 of Jurassic 5

Just saw a user called HowlingBunghole gently commiserating with someone who’d been brutally dumped & isn’t that really what the internet’s all about

Roses are red A baby deer’s a fawn

Girl 😍

I’ve picked an incredible day to go to the marina for lunch

Big Saturday

Taxi driver’s just given me a full rundown of the ins & outs of daylight savings

Our Donald’s having a mare this week isn’t he

Why is carrying an umbrella around so embarrassing

Me trying to put on the big show despite my impending divovo

In retrospect I probably should’ve named the kitten “stop it” or “no” but still, she cute