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chaosjim

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ᴊɪᴍʙᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪᴍʙᴏ, the v͒̄ͭ̏̇o̯̱̊͊͢ỉ͔͖̜͌c͕͗ͤ̕̕ẹ̿͋̒̕s̠҉͍͊ͅ tell me what to tweet. everything i say is very serious and never satire

 Council of Jims
Joined March 2020
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today’s agenda: survive
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idc about your facts and logic, i choose to believe this because it’s just so much funnier
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yeah im chasing the dragon, yes i know ill never catch it again, it's really just for the love of the game
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grandma's sweater: +2 warmth, -4 style, immunity to shame
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Jabramac@Jabramac3000Nov 2
If it takes you more than 15 seconds to order your drink, you’re doing it wrong.
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unexpected item in the baggage area? 😂 yeah ive heard that before
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it’s okay to stand up for yourself and sometimes to just sit down for yourself because you’re tired
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there should be a tutorial for being
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Hype as fuck for my euthanasia today
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life is short. finish the side quest. skip the dentist. reconsider the dentist actually it hurts when i drink cold water
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*gives you the hot shoulder*
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got in the elevator and when they asked me what floor I just said “surprise me”
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the real treasure was the sandwich i ate over the sink at 2am
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that’s not very mlg of you bro
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you can't spell 'growth' without 'owt' and i don't know what that means either
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infinite jester
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sorry but there’s a one drink minimum for trauma dumping your life story
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yeah idk if you know but this whole movie was unscripted actually
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sorry I skipped the tutorial on normal socialization
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Jabramac@Jabramac3000Oct 25
Growing up with a sibling means I’m very good at telling which portion has more.
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