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CFO at Red Cartel. Super League founder.

Block 6
Joined November 2018
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Yves Saint Pluto retweeted
That tackle meant to hurt Dowman. He won the ball very cleanly and tough. That’s fair. But the scissor isn’t and if Dowmans leg gets stuck in the ground, that can be very serious. He meant to stick one on Dowman. So it’s fair game for Dowman to react. And he didn’t react dangerously or kick. It’s more a shove with his leg. Then a pathetic reaction from the Fleetwood players tbh. What bullies do. Instigate, pick on the little one, then cry wolf when there’s a reaction. No common sense used here.
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Yves Saint Pluto retweeted
Well said. Disgraceful challenge that was rewarded by a compromised referee.
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Shocking tackle, yes. Was max right for reacting, yes, did he get himself sent off because of it, yes. Is Arteta allowed to be mad about it, yes. Move on
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People thinking there’s nothing wrong with the tackle is why Sunday League is basically unplayable in this country.
RED CARD for Max Dowman! 🟥
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Cup game Havertz is one of the worst players we’ve had
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3 in 4 were.....?
25 women and girls. That’s how many were killed 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙙𝙖𝙮 in conflict zones in 2025. #Peace must mean safety for women and girls. 🔗 More on the @UN Secretary-General's report on #WomenPeaceSecurity: unwomen.org/en/news-stories/… #ForAllWomenAndGirls
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According to the same UN report, women and girls accounted for one in four of over 37,000 civilian deaths in 2025. Men and boys were the remaining three-quarters. The report notes men are still likelier to be killed. unwomen.org/en/articles/fa…
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Yves Saint Pluto retweeted
Now that the dust is settled, I just want to say everyone who mocked Saka’s speech and award last night are proper weirdos.
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Mocking Saka after the great work he has done for charities and people across the world. 🏥 Funded 120 life-changing surgeries for children in Nigeria 🌍 Sponsored 100 pediatric surgeries across Kenya, Rwanda & Tanzania 🇹🇷 Housed 26 displaced families after the Turkey earthquake 🇲🇦 Built a village shelter for 255 people in Morocco 🎒 Donated 1,000+ school uniforms to families in West London 🎓 Funded academic scholarships for 20 international students Drop the agenda
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That PFA player of the year award
🚨 OFFICIAL: Bruno Fernandes, 27th at 2026 Ballon d’Or.
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Yves Saint Pluto retweeted
Replying to @SVCarbaholic
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When Cunha scored against Arsenal and did that dance, I prayed for his downfall ever since
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In North London, they believe Mikel Merino has won the Ballon d’Or
🚨 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗠𝗘𝗗: In Madrid, they believe Kylian Mbappé has won the Ballon d'Or. In Barcelona, they believe Lamine Yamal has won the Ballon d'Or. In Munich, they believe Harry Kane has won the Ballon d'Or.
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You'll fall in loveeee I know you willllllllll Our number nine is the KING OF BRAZIL 🇧🇷
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Apparently winning a trophy is worse than finishing 15th. Big up everyone
You had an open bus trophy parade for the FA cup mate. I’m 99% sure you attended. That’s how down bad you lot were
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France, mate. They surrender.
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Manchester United 0-3 AFC Bournemouth:
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The repeated warnings to prepare for war in the UK aren't based on a serious assessment. It's a comms strategy. The govt know that shifting spending to arms during a collapse in living standards is unpopular. They justify it by creating a war fever. It's as simple as that.
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Taylor Hinds vs Spurs
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“Dez”, “DD14”, “Desire Gifted”, “Juste Doué”
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Désiré Doué has hired Jérémy Puzos, who also worked on Ousmane Dembélé’s 2025 Ballon d’Or campaign, to manage his sponsorships and public image! Doué has also registered several trademarks, including ‘Dez’, ‘DD14’, ‘Desire Gifted’ and ‘Juste Doué’. However, he does NOT want to become a marketing product or let commercial interests interfere with his football career. — @lequipe
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