you have 8 envelopes in front of you. A. the date you die. B. your future net worth. C. the name of your soulmate. D. the people who betrayed you. E. the people who truly love you. F. your biggest regret in life. G. what happens after you die. H. the meaning of your life. you can only open one.

z · Nov 6, 2026 · 4:18 PM UTC

z@z_shamiaNov 6

you really gotta just hang up on folks and go on about your day

Sadé 🗽 · Nov 5, 2026 · 8:54 PM UTC

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@_munchkinnNov 5

I always know I’m wildin that’s why I don’t include people in my decisions, I know it’s dumb

Xent@Xentx0Nov 4

Being self-aware is funny because you can literally watch yourself make questionable decisions in real time.

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Quame Jnr · Nov 5, 2026 · 3:56 PM UTC

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Quame Jnr@quame_jnr1Nov 5

Men think the only emotion that exists is crying. They be angry as hell screaming I’m not emotional😹😹😹

Shawn@Don_NorteyNov 5

The concept of men self-proclaiming as unemotional has always been funny to me

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z · Nov 5, 2026 · 4:32 AM UTC

z@z_shamiaNov 5

I missed my homegirl’s wedding for this game and I have absolutely no regrets about it

Back Then Football

@BackThenFBNov 5

November 4th, 2023: #22 Oklahoma State upsets #9 Oklahoma in the last Bedlam game #GoPokes

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z · Nov 5, 2026 · 3:59 AM UTC

z@z_shamiaNov 5

no longer trying to negotiate with reality

han · Nov 4, 2026 · 3:09 AM UTC

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han@kingdonrodrigoNov 4

celebrating democratic wins in states i don’t live in

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🛸 · Nov 4, 2026 · 4:18 AM UTC

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🛸@BlondeTremaineNov 4

I thought our votes didn’t matter??

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cait ☆ · Nov 3, 2026 · 3:01 PM UTC

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cait ☆@starrypovNov 3

Just #voted Democrat in Oklahoma #iwontgiveup

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani · Nov 3, 2026 · 12:44 AM UTC

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@NYCMayorNov 3

Vice President JD Vance

@VPNov 2

We got your back, New York!

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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…

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SEX · Nov 1, 2026 · 11:55 PM UTC

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@kakesusNov 1

Nothing about me requires you to act nonchalant

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Chris Williamson · Nov 1, 2026 · 5:22 AM UTC

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Chris Williamson@CWilliamson44Nov 1

This moment is gonna hit deeply when it’s used in a montage after she claims a WNBA title one day

Oh No He Didn't 🤯

@ohnohedidnt24Nov 1

This shot of Angel Reese and her mom walking off the court after losing in the Finals...

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BEYHIVE · Oct 31, 2026 · 1:21 AM UTC

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@beyhivecombrOct 31

🚨 BEYONCÉ

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z · Oct 29, 2026 · 8:54 PM UTC

z@z_shamiaOct 29

this lady said one of the republican policy’s she likes is the education policy. trump signed an executive order to dismantle it. this is so concerning I could cry.

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@TifahCrump777Oct 29

Replying to @aarxnjamal @MontanaFirst76

Tax Relief Energy Production Deregulation Federal Role Education Policy Religious Liberty

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z · Oct 29, 2026 · 3:02 AM UTC

z@z_shamiaOct 29

I’m starting season 5 of my life with new characters… I’m grateful but tired 😭

𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ · Oct 28, 2026 · 10:08 AM UTC

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@Laura_arma_ni_Oct 28

sometimes the closure is realizing the whole thing was actually ridiculous.

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