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🌐📌 ZAARG retweeted

@LaughterHaver12 Feb 2024

IN CAR Me: dawg we just passed another save point.. my Bro: It’s cool. Auto save is on Me: 😳 WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK 🛻💥🚗 *reloading last save. 2002* Me: 😑we are wearing diapers bro. My Bro: (hasn’t unlocked speaking yet) Goo Goo 🤷‍♂️

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🎃scare-ahmotional👻@sarahmotionalOct 25

If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”

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Horse slug@horseslugOct 26

when you incorporate black forest ham into gaming

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dji@RezkyRamadrisrOct 25

Replying to @hamptonism

facebook, instagram, n kevin durant

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soup lover@goodmorningsoupOct 23

instead of a "for you" page there should be a "for someone else" page and it just shows you stuff you dont give a shit about

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🌐📌 ZAARG@zaarg_Oct 24

If babies could drive they would use googoo maps

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Mr.Fantasie@WLKMN_Oct 23

ethan klein cheated school walkout at 12pm spread the word

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the hat man@1000dollarcrabOct 23

sorry i cant come in to work today ethan klein cheated on his wife and i have to be on the internet all day for that

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hero thousandfaces

@1thousandfaces_Oct 22

The first rule of cybersecurity is to have fun and be yourself

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Naomi Rohatyn@omibaloneyOct 20

VERY important to make sure I get enough protein to fuel me through sitting on my ass all day worrying about money and death

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Liste@endlisteOct 18

Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever

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肉魂菩薩@anrxcangel1997Oct 18

lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.

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poison@NATpoisINOct 14

if i got skinned alive i would be like bruh

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𝔽 - 𝟛𝟚@I_F32_IOct 7

My dad works at an aura farm and a hype beast broke loose and killed him

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@woahhvickyyyOct 7

The Woah Vicky account was sold early 2023 to a private equity firm owned by Peter Thiel

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seamus@fen_lonOct 6

imagining a rapper called OBG YN

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near 🧦@idontsmoke888Oct 5

dude you're literally pushing 10 you cant play Pretend with us anymore

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Yashaswi More@itsyashi24Oct 5

9 am: i can’t wait till bedtime 10 pm: i’ve always wanted to write my own operating system

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selene@rainybabygirlOct 5

u dont really hear about construction paper much anymore

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