zach

I feel like once you're over 30 you're obligated to have a silent feud with your neighbor

Accidentally got charged $960 this morning at the damn farmers market for a dozen eggs and some raw honey. These eggs better give me eagle powers

@RufusDuSol really dropped some magic. Take all my money whenever the tour gets announced

Went from no job to two jobs real quick

Leaving Utah feels so good. Might not be as stoked when the snow reports start rolling in but fuck it we ball

FAAFO

They should merge football and basketball into one sport and just let the hoopers get smoked like they used to let quarterbacks get smoked

Absolutely crushed mission ballroom

I miss i_o.

Utah really flexing its beauty rn

The Holy Trinity

Legend

Fry sauce sucks for real

I hate idiots

I am not responsible for getting black out drunk if the stros don't pull out a dub tonight

BURY ME IN THE H

Hey @_JNash_ sorry bud

Dodgers Yankees and Braves lose, great day to be a hater

Th older I get the less I enjoy humans