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mentally a girl on an elevated surface | 27 | he/him

washington d.c.
Joined November 2016
with love, from egypt 🇪🇬
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if you live in san fran hmu !!!
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Feeling so single and wide lately
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zach retweeted
My bad I ran shit for a bit
Hate a bitch that just knows everybody, lmao like how do you even know them 😭
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they should invent a month where nothing happens and nothing hurts
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Target’s pride collection will now feature jockstraps and harnesses
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Five Guys is now Five Folx
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Hunter Schafer on the $1 bill Mamdani on the $5 bill Lady gaga on the $10 bill Rupaul on the $50 bill Miss Rachel on the $100 bill
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They're replacing the Ten Commandments in Texas classrooms with the terms and conditions of Grindr
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say bye bye to some gerrymandering and hello to same gendermarrying
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every state gets a covid conscious lesbian bar
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its called Gulf of Latinx.
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they’re going to make it legally mandatory to have one gay son and one thot daughter
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they’re going to give newborn babies septum piercings at the hospital
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America is experiencing Knicks in 5 collectively right now
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i’m libbing la vida loca
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my mood board
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😴😴
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thinking about the guy dressed as abraham lincoln if i was also dressed as abraham lincoln while i was dressed as carrie bradshaw
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big is moving to paris ):
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reality von tease count ur days
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