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My wife is in the early stages of labor and every time she has a contraction I remind her to breathe but all I can picture when I say that is the vurb moto voiceover of the dad with the pit board yelling “breath! breath! Ya gotta breath!”
If you’re a moto guy you get it.
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Afroman is a comet returning every quarter century to bring us peerless brilliance.
The First Amendment hero we need
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No one really warns you about this part of adulthood where you start to feel homesick, not for a house, but for a moment in time. A version of life that doesn’t exist anymore. A place you can’t return to, and a feeling you didn’t know you’d miss so much until it was gone.
