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Monkey D. Lefty@zachwcomedy12 Dec 2024

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@LauraLoomerNov 4

I hope everyone is learning Arabic.

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Monkey D. Lefty@zachwcomedyOct 31

20.Max Caster 19.Max Caster 18.Max Caster 17.Max Caster 16.Max Caster 15.Max Caster 14.Max Caster 13.Max Caster 12.Max Caster 11.Max Caster 10.Max Caster 9.Max Caster 8.Max Caster 7.Max Caster 6.Max Caster 5.Max Caster 4.Ricochet 3.Max Caster 2.Max Caster 1.Max Caster

SP3 | The Undisclosed Wrestling Podcaster

@TruHeelSP3Oct 31

WatchMojo have released their list of the Top 20 Greatest Ever AEW Wrestlers 20. Willow Nightingale 19. Kyle Fletcher 18. Adam Copeland & Christian Cage 17. Samoa Joe 16. Chris Jericho 15. Orange Cassidy 14. Toni Storm 13. FTR 12. Konosuke Takeshita 11. Mercedes Mone 10. Kazuchika Okada 9. Darby Allin 8. Swerve Strickland 7. Will Ospreay 6. The Young Bucks 5. Bryan Danielson 4. Hangman Adam Page 3. MJF 2. Kenny Omega 1. Jon Moxley

Image from SP3 | The Undisclosed Wrestling Podcaster (@TruHeelSP3)

Image from SP3 | The Undisclosed Wrestling Podcaster (@TruHeelSP3)

Image from SP3 | The Undisclosed Wrestling Podcaster (@TruHeelSP3)

Image from SP3 | The Undisclosed Wrestling Podcaster (@TruHeelSP3)

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Monkey D. Lefty@zachwcomedyOct 18

The tragedy of AEW is that the Omega’s, Moxley’s, and the Bucks deserved AEW while in their prime but AEW doesn’t happen without them doing everything in their prime. MJF, Hangman, and Fletcher are the ones in a position to actually reap what those men have sowed.

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Monkey D. Lefty@zachwcomedyOct 13

I don’t think the stripper likes me. The stripper will like me if we go out in a small group of friends (3-5) a few times

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Django Gold@djangoOct 9

sportsball guys

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e rolling on molly@EvanszanycomedySep 29

I sat through the edward sharpe slander but you mother fuckers are NOT going to come for 2018 superorganism on my time line I’ll actually shoot this bitch up

Hail Seitan Ⓥ🇵🇸@tofuafficionadoSep 28

i genuinely tried using bluesky but it just felt like this over there

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Monkey D. Lefty@zachwcomedySep 28

There’s been a few times that I lost passion for pro wrestling. Every single time the thing that made me watch again involved PAC. One of the best of a generation. Sometimes you should put the belt on someone who deserves it because the chance to do so later is not guaranteed

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Monkey D. Lefty@zachwcomedySep 22

Seattle is a fucked place man why is the sports bar at the airport playing summertime sadness

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Monkey D. Lefty@zachwcomedySep 19

Man somehow watched that high press and said “wow they don’t run”

:(@TheBionicDamSep 19

Did Hürzeler just put to bed the “you need legs & athletes in the PL” gimmick in less than 7 days? This is a team of country boys.

Image from :( (@TheBionicDam)

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Monkey D. Lefty@zachwcomedySep 19

Going to a suit shop with a magnum condom and asking if they can tailor it for me

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Monkey D. Lefty@zachwcomedySep 14

The Mormons understand this. That is why they ride the bikes.

real@getinglouderigSep 13

This tweet has infected my mind bro I can’t stop thinking about it any time I’m in the car with a friend

Image from real (@getinglouderig)

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Chris Nikitas 🦕@CjNikitasAug 31

Jesus Christ man this is my first time playing this game I want no part of this shit

Image from Chris Nikitas 🦕 (@CjNikitas)

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@HullCityAug 23

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Monkey D. Lefty@zachwcomedyAug 14

I’m not the step ladder, I’m the ladder that stepped up

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Monkey D. Lefty@zachwcomedyAug 11

My brain has become so good and healthy that I don’t need sleep any more which is neat

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Monkey D. Lefty@zachwcomedyAug 11

Yeah big dawg just played a step brother video out loud and now it’s #quiet

Monkey D. Lefty@zachwcomedyAug 11

Dude on the plane behind me just letting TikTok after TikTok play out loud. You mean to tell me you have ZERO fear of the algorithm gods

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Monkey D. Lefty@zachwcomedyAug 11

Dude on the plane behind me just letting TikTok after TikTok play out loud. You mean to tell me you have ZERO fear of the algorithm gods

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Monkey D. Lefty@zachwcomedyAug 8

It’s always “what’s a slump buster?” Never “how’s the slump buster?”

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Monkey D. Lefty@zachwcomedyJul 30

Image from Monkey D. Lefty (@zachwcomedy)

DC insiders tell me Israel is very unpopular with the progressive wing of the Democrat party right now.

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Monkey D. Lefty@zachwcomedyJul 30

Making the Waymo pull over 2 blocks before the bar to get out like a kid who’s embarrassed their parents are dropping them off

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