Kyokushin Karate*Car Lover*Cloud Engineer *AWS Certified Solutions Architect Pro & Ass* AWS Certified Developer* Aws Devops Professional* Aws Security Specialty
Katlehong,Gauteng,South Africa
Joined April 2011
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Zlatan Gomez retweeted
One thing about KZN provincial traffic cops they will write you a ticket😭
I have a ticket for doing 114kmh in a 120 zone in a Quantum, when I tried to argue, that lady said, “you thought that 100 at the back of your taxi is for decoration “ 😭👍
Zlatan Gomez retweeted
How. The. Fuck. Do they have this many employees?
BREAKING: DocuSign says it may lay off up to 162,000 employees.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
As of Docusign's most recent 10-K filing, Docusign had 7,044 employees as of 1/31/2026, making it impossible to lay off 162,000 employees.
sec.gov/Archives/edgar…
Zlatan Gomez retweeted
There’s an interview ka Dr. Rebecca that lives rent free in my mind 😭😭😭
She was interviewing a former gangster who is now a pastor and gospel singer, so she asks him where he’s from and he answers “I’m from Kroonstad in the Free State” and she goes “Wow umgulukudu wase Kroonstad, mshayelen’ izandla” 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Zlatan Gomez retweeted
A bunch of Ferraris are about to be on repo auctions. Pity we are just regular joes, si ngabafana.
Zlatan Gomez retweeted
I wonder how my roommate feels seeing me shower twice a day when she showers every now and then
Zlatan Gomez retweeted
The classism from Naqueeda and Yanda is being overlooked. You can tell the difference between people who grew up with money and those who know what it's like to struggle. Zille has money now, but even when disrespected, he never used his money to belittle cruzafrica. Having money and having class are two different things.
