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Pie lovin' northerner, geek, developer, grumpy git

Yorkshire
Joined May 2007
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Next month, the Conservatives will have been in office for 12 years. I can think of dozens of ways in which they have made life in this country worse. I cannot think of one way in which they have made life in this country better.
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I need some fellow queer geeks to appreciate this new shirt with me. (It's less fun when I have to explain it)
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This morning, we were curious as to whether the Prime Minister’s Catholic wedding would theoretically render him unable to continue appointing Church of England bishops under the Roman Catholic Relief Act 1829 or even risk his job. Read along to follow our journey! ⬇
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THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE GAME-CHANGER FOR BOTH WOMEN AND NFTs
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i’ve never missed in person meetings more than i did watching this parish council meeting descend into chaos
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If a refugee manages to get into British waters, are they considered to be British? Or is that privilege reserved for fish?
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Not wanting to rain on anyone's parade but responsibility for nationwide vaccination now moves from scientists, who have clearly played a blinder, to Boris Johnson's Cabinet...
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An Announcement (And a long thread).... It is with sadness (but determination), that we have decided to pre-empt what we feel is inevitable and close from Monday 2nd November.
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Me: "Delete this file." Windows: "Someone is using it." Me: "Who?" Windows: "I can't say." Me: "I checked using a utility. It says your file explorer is the one using it!" Windows: "Well, I had to show a preview." Me: "Why?" Windows: "Because you selected the file to delete it!"
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Replying to @rudemrlang
It’s time
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Meltdown and Spectre xkcd.com/1938/ m.xkcd.com/1938/
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The blue passports might have to be imported. LOL (as the youngsters say) 😂🤣 teapawt.net/paullewismoney/status/…
Immigration Minister Brandon Lewis cannot promise that new blue passport will be made in UK @BBCr4today though the security bits he says are all added in UK
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Replying to @SlyFlourish
Tip 1: Add googly eyes. Definitely provides an immediate benefit.
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2fa everywhere. But you d-- EVERYWHERE!!
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Want to win these @BuxtonBrewery + @Omnipollo beers? RT and follow us (or like on Facebook), and next week one person gets them! (UK only)
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Well done @DavidLammy for not being afraid to just start talking, without a script, honestly in public view. Articulate and powerful.
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"You've reached the UK. We're a bit busy right now. If you leave your name & number, we'll get back to you when we've sorted ourselves out."
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Yesterday I added a second bool for a new state instead of properly refactoring it into a three value enum, and it bugged me all night.
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According to @McDonaldsUK the Smurfs have a new friend in batman, P is confused. #happymeal
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Spoke to 16-17 year olds at Derbyshire school last week. One out of more than 100 was pro Brexit. A generation's future being stolen
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