Phil Edgar-Jones

Terry. Thanks. Loveliest text of the night. How are you?

Warm-Up Guy: 'I'm the appetiser for the main meal' | Media Monkey gu.com/p/33623/tw via @guardian

He should go

Sue Johnson-Numpty?

You'd think in Guardian reading, meusli crunching, sandal and sock wearing muswell hill you could buy a soufflé dish. Can you fuck.

Almost brained the mum from the royale family by dropping loo roll on her head in grocery store. Luckily for telly she survived.

Grocery shopping news: knocked over a tower of aubergines; also dropped loo roll on mum from royale family's head. Luckily she survived.

@MynottComedy crisps and lard

Is envy the route if modern misery?

Meant to say removal men makes life more heartwarming in these war torn times. Not sure I quite mean it though.

ar torn times.

"The Removal Men" is on channel 5 now. Some people are stressed about moving. Pickfords arrive. They make life easier. It's heartwarming ...

The Pranker is coming

Hmmm

Justice? Or retribution?

Looks like kates dads got a map. They should use sat nav?

They've been lucky with the traffic. Central london can often be very busy.

Itv don't even have proper microphones

Just come out of sainsburys with a tin of wills and Kate biscuits. The shame. The shame.