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Joined February 2014
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both of my enemies have finally fallen better days lie ahead your crops will prosper we will all soon enjoy the fruit of our labor the war will near an end we may all return to hope now
my first act as president will be to put an end to james corden and ed sheeran once and for all!!
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grade A level evil loser runs this app and manipulated the election through methods that should be illegal. for that reason and the fact this app isn’t even fun anymore, I think this might be my last tweet. ill be back when I have something to promote.
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goodnight everyone i’m for sure not hoping to wake up to news of a successful assassination attempt
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I predict life will imitate art and there will be a a tie just like in veep
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I went through so much of this year purposely trying to avoid acquiring any knowledge on who or what the rizzler and baby gronk were and in the span of a week it’s all been ruined. I feel sick.
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perhaps a hot take after reading everyone’s thoughts on fantano’s halsey review, but I don’t think having context needs to be a prerequisite for critiquing art. it’s certainly useful, but there’s nothing wrong with taking it at face value.
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and this is gonna sound crazy (and i’m not saying halsey made a shitty album! I don’t think she did!) but a shitty album is still gonna be a shitty album even if the person who made it was sick when they made it. context may just skew the opinion.
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someone needs to burn the jubilee studio to the ground
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he looks like the orange doodlebop i’m ctfu
Bretman Rock and his family as ‘Inside Out 2’ characters for Halloween.
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girl that rang me up at joann’s stank like she hadn’t showered in a week but she gave me her employee discount so I guess we cool stink!
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Exclusive trailer for Nick Hamm’s epic ‘WILLIAM TELL.’ Starring Claes Bang, Connor Swindells, Golshifteh Farahani, Ellie Bamber, Jonah Hauer-King, Rafe Spall, Emily Beecham, Amar Chadha-Patel, Jonathan Pryce and Ben Kingsley. In UK and Irish cinemas from January 10.
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I was being silly omg like calm down pls
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this is what zendaya’s ig used to look like
#Gaming couples out there...yall should try this
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completed an assignment that was supposed to take 2 weeks in an hour and a half and turned it in 3 minutes before deadline oooo it feels like 2018 right now
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everyone cracking jokes about liam even though he just died I know he’s looking up at us mad as hell
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thank you 🙏🏽
dear god, i don’t know what terrible thing I did to deserve living in the same lifetime as liam payne’s solo music, but I am SO sorry. please make it stop.
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OH AH AH UH AH AH AH OH OH AH AH UH AH AH AH OH OH
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this is precisely why I can’t stand this lady. she stands for nothing and would “interview” anyone if it got her podcast more hits. spineless human being
Alex Cooper, the host of ‘Call Her Daddy,’ reveals she invited Donald Trump to appear on her podcast as well: “If he also wants to have a meaningful and in-depth conversation about women’s rights in this country, then he is welcome on ‘Call Her Daddy’ anytime.”
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tik tok is absolutely losing their minds over beyonce it’s crazy how many millions of people desperately need to go to a psych ward
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