I wonder if Parody Twitter and Zlarp will flash before my eyes as I die in the future. Hopefully not the penis jokes.
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Everyone on this app is a shit-flinging monkey and it shows.
The winner of #DragonBallSecretBattleHour Match 3 is...#Bardock!
This fighter will proceed to the 3rd Round!
*3rd Round Match 2 is planned for 1/26 (JST).
#DragonBall #battlehour
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Friezagain retweeted
Replying to @DB_official_en
You guys really need to find a better system for this because like ..... Every Twitter post ever is always like sided. .... So obviously who keeps winning is gonna be on the likes. You should make it a website poll or something.
Friezagain retweeted
Match 3 of #DragonBallSecretBattleHour 2024 begins!
#Frieza vs. #Bardock!
[Repost] to kneel before Lord Frieza!
[Like] to start a rebellion with Bardock!
*Voting Period: Until 1/22 18:00 (JST)
#DragonBall #battlehour
This shit is rigged yk that people are more likely to like than retweet for multiple reasons that don't involve liking Bardock more
Match 3 of #DragonBallSecretBattleHour 2024 begins!
#Frieza vs. #Bardock!
[Repost] to kneel before Lord Frieza!
[Like] to start a rebellion with Bardock!
*Voting Period: Until 1/22 18:00 (JST)
#DragonBall #battlehour
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I used to rule the world
Saiyans'd rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I scroll alone
Sweep the ships that I used to own
I used to roll the dice
Feel my horns in my enemy's heart
Listen as the crowd would laugh
Now the old ruler's dead
Long live the king
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One minute I held the balls
Then the dragon closed in on me
And I discovered that my tweets stand
Upon pillars of genitalia and pillars of LOLs
I hear notification bells a-ringin'
Cooler calvary choirs are singin'
Be my mirror, my ki and aura.
My soldiers in a foreign soil
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If I was still a piece of candy I would paint myself like a golf ball and cheat at golf and get rich and famous
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