Sometimes make music, sometimes a mannequin... Always lost

London, UK
Joined December 2011
Its peak because it was a sample...
how can my friend give this girl his hoody and now she’s posted a pic with her new man wearing it 😭
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Under city lights, clean cuts and premium leather make all the difference. @zikale_ giving our Leather Trench some after-dark energy 🌙 uk.bodaskins.com/trench-man – at London, England
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Anyone need Post Malone seated tickets for Saturday? Section 256, 4x there all next to eachother
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The one piece… a party where there is a cake and everyone in the world gets one piece…
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I produce music on CapCut, dont ask me what my DAW is if I tell you I produce. It makes no difference to you where I sizzle my cornflakes…
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Thinking about how many times I’ve probably been killed in Fuck, Marry, Kill… 💀
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How did my dream last night have a sponsored ad from @UKNikon last night… 🙂
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Your girl becomes single when the cameras pop out… Not mine tho, she’s showing me a power point of why I should let her hold it when I pee 🙂
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When I die, don’t say “I have no words”, tell them how you yearned to get your cheeks clapped by me… Also, I don’t wanna hear “He was such a good soul”, I’m a full time menace and part time hater x
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Her name is Luna Lovegood… It defo grips
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Everyone wants to be The Chosen One until it’s time to be The Chosen One…
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Gonna start walking around giving people random objects I find of the floor and tell them they have a higher calling and the spirits say they’ll know what the object means and then disappear. Idk what that’ll do but yeah 🤷🏽‍♂️
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Next time you test my patience, remember, being disabled is the only minority you can become at any time…
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Would as many people still be religious without the threat of evil? If I were a god and I needed people to put their faith in me and trust, I’d create constant minor threats that I could deal with…
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If it’s your birthday today, fuck you
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Anchorman, Taladega Nights and Blades of Glory
Which three movies should be watched together as an unofficial trilogy?
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Random kid: He’s the biggest man I’ve ever seen, I wouldn’t wanna fight him Brad Pitt: That’s why nobody will remember your name Gotta be one of the funniest and hardest lines I’ve heard in a film 🤣
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Gotta ask how many whines she caught at carni and then multiply it by 3… If you can live with that number, she’s for you. That’s the new meta
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Just found out my ting has prosthetic hair…
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Another apocalypse dream, she still won’t listen… My girl died like twice because she doesn’t follow instructions… I’m annoyed now
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Too many peoples personality is "The Guestlist"... Certain man gonna have door gyal at their funeral and it's so washed ffs...
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