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"It starts as ironic detachment but then it's 10 years later and you're miserable watching your own team and you can never get excited for anything anymore."

Winter, USA
Joined July 2008
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Here's the tier list for all 47 NMTC members' opening games!!
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Do you miss FrothyGopher on this hellsite? Take a break and rest his latest at Still Got Hope. stillgothope.com/2024/10/the…
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Greg Zuerlein doing his best
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A recap of the #MNTwins 2024 - Cut $30 million after winning a division and playoff series - Made their product inaccessible on TV after saying it was a priority - 0 significant deadline moves - Collapsed in September again and miss the playoffs An assterclass of a season.
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The Marlins are the first team in MLB history to strike out 20+ times, leave 15+ runners on base, blow a 4+ run lead, commit multiple errors and fail to hit a home run in a game. They still ended up beating the Twins, 8-6.
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A Brief History of Baseball is Dying 🧵
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With all of the (deserved) talk on Jack Gohlke’s shot distribution this year, less we forget about the man before Gohlke — Oakland’s Max Hooper (‘14-‘16). 468 3PT attempts to just 11 2PT ones. He never attempted a shot within 18 feet of the hoop. His CAREER shot chart 👇
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Saturday's NC State-Oakland game will be the seventh 11 versus 14 second-round game in tournament history. The 11 seed is 6-0 in such games.
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Absolutely ridiculous that the #MNTwins couldn’t come up with this kind of cash to provide some stability to the now iffy pitching depth in the organization. Amateur hour ownership.
Free-agent right-hander Michael Lorenzen in agreement with Rangers on one-year, $4.5M contract, pending physical, source tells @TheAthletic. Deal includes $2.5M in incentives, maxes out at $7M.
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🚨 FIRST FOUR, THURSDAY AND FRIDAY NCAA TOURNAMENT TIP TIMES ARE HERE 🚨
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Our all time favorite play Belmont’s “panic” backdoor play Designed to look like a broken play. Next level thinking and execution (Via @coachperebcn 🎥)
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Big Ten basketball standings, a final revenge of the West. Top 7: Big Ten West Bottom 7: Big Ten East – at Glenview, IL
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There will be some real sicko conference tournament games over the next two weeks but no one will be more sicko than Thursday afternoon at the Orleans Arena. WCC Tournament. 8/9 Matchup. 2:30 Local Time. A whole bunch of degenerates in attendance betting on Pacific basketball.
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There have been over 300,000 games across the NBA, WNBA & Division I (men/women) in the last 25 seasons. In only one of those did a team score 95+ points, shoot 70% or better from three & have 5 or fewer turnovers. That team was the Minnesota Gopher men today. They still lost.
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Minnesota scored 1.48 points per possession tonight at Illinois…and lost. Entering tonight, the record posted over the last 15 seasons by teams scoring that many points per possession in Division I games: 310-1 (.997)
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Feel like I missed the exact inflection point when some of the most prominent CBB media voices decided they wanted to go to war with....college basketball fans. Calling fans whiny and soft, suggesting arrest & throwing them in jail. Without fans, college hoops isn't thriving. Without college hoops thriving, those folks don't have jobs. What are we even doing here?
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Our Lady of the Lake could be better than uconn
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The First Ever AP Poll in College Football History 🏟️
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Detroit Mercy finally wins! One guy rushed the court.
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Ben Johnson convincing Cam Christie to choose Minnesota over Michigan State, despite his brother going there AND making it to the NBA from there, is not talked about enough. #gophers
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