Roger Kort

Hey, who doesn't want a free phone? Probably the Amish, but I'm not sure who else #Thankiversary #contest teapawt.net/TMobile/status/8722266…

Can I be the millionth white guy to say how hot Chance's bars on Ultralight Beam are? Might still be my favorite part of TLOP

I'm not a music hipster, but I *do* sometimes search allmusic discography in an incognito window

second best thing to come from @SCOTUS decision: pinknews.co.uk/2015/06/27/cn… "The markings on that flag isn't arabic, it's dildos"

@DrakeSpeedball @Squibbons Thanks! I can't listen to myself so I'll have to take your word for it!

Just tried to pause a .gif

just heard what may have been controlled detonation from wfaa.com/story/news/local/20… ...crazy

F U twitter. I just read a review of Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. Also, now I know there's a Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. #ihatetwitter

every time I eat my bagged cereal youtube.com/watch?v=w2n2PI4A… #siflandolly

No doors or roof on the jeep today. Radar full of rain. Get in jeep and hear "Run Like Hell" on the radio. #ChallengeAccepted

Rachael Price just has one of those voices you could pick out from a mob of moaning zombies.

@dopefish3d @robotboots @warholreject the cut from Sweaty Ass Lady to "Italian Bar" has me hankerin'

Also just found out about S'mores cereal. Golden Grahams + Cocoa puffs + marshmallows = I ate all the cereal.

You guys. Swings.

Just realized @BurnstarGame has an Amazing(?) Start to Crate (StC) time. oldmanmurray.com/features/40… #Proudpappa #gamedev #oldmanmurray

Today a game programmer tried to help write a game story. There were no survivors.

The Modest Mouse 'Missed the Boat' radio edit might be the worst radio edit ever. They just wholesale cut out a whole 1/2 beat.

"Well yes. Sanjeev, My name is Shawn Bentley 100 billion suns ripping here." Good Google voice translate or best? #googletranslate