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Joined January 2012
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im always looking forward to breakfast and coffee, even after I have my breakfast and coffee I’m excited for the next day’s breakfast and coffee
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I think we all agree with this Jude Law
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Why is bacon packaging not resealable. Get on my fucking nerves. – at Virginia, USA
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LMAO WHO DID THIS
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Is it great yet
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it just doesn’t sit right with me that “next month” is 2021
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where i’m from we save the napkins from restaurants and put em in the glove compartment
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Get to know people who don’t look like you, sound like you, think like you.
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influencers will really post 100 times about their skin care routine and then still use a filter called “top tan doll look” on every single story
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this is a high school wrestling uniform
Kendall Jenner raises the bar on hiking attire. vogue.cm/QFIutim
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The girls on Selling Sunset are great and all, but is anyone going to talk about this kids hair? #sellingsunset
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Soon I’m going to need a neck mask to hide this double chin action.
kinda miss social media in 2012 where the concept of an influencer didn’t exist and everyone was using instagram’s premade filters and posting pictures of random shit like a handful of skittles or an overexposed sunset those were the days
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Check in on your friends. Often. Life is fucking hard.
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describing in detail what kind of rug i want in my room out loud so i get a targeted ad for the perfect one i’m envisioning
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would pay a lot of money to get drunk in an airport on my way to a vacation destination rn. like maybe even the amount of money it takes to get drunk at an airport.
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The best music sounds like those moments of your life that you’ll always remember.
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A noteworthy compilation 👏
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I hate people in the kitchen at the same time as me
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❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Worth the wait, right?
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