Oh wow. It's been a year! Good job, everyone! Here's to another year 🍾 howmanydayssinceajwtalgnonev…
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Friendly reminder: the YubiKey will look like this after someone performs the side-channel attack and cloning attempt.
You’d…probably notice.
YubiKeys are vulnerable to cloning attacks thanks to newly discovered side channel arstechnica.com/?p=2046777
ALT One stick figure interviewing another: "WAIT, REALLY?" "DON'T TRUST <word deleted> SOFTWARE AND DON'T LISTEN TO ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU ITS SAFE." "WHY?" "I DON'T QUITE KNOW HOW TO PUT THIS, BUT OUR ENTIRE FIELD IS BAD AT WHAT WE DO, AND IF YOU RELY ON US, EVERYONE WILL DIE."
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Make his finest asset yours
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Fuck Keir Starmer. At least tories are honest about being tories. If you want the policies Labour stands for, vote Conservative, it's the same stuff but their heart's really in it.
Beth Rigby, "You could raise taxes on the top 5%"
Keir Starmer, "It's important to stand up and say I can't afford to do what I said I would do before"
Beth Rigby, "Why can't you afford to raise taxes on the top 5% of earners?"
Keir Starmer, "To simply stick with something which you know you can't afford"
Beth Rigby, "You can afford to raise taxes on higher earners"
Keir Starmer, "There are some things we now can't afford because of the damage done to the economy"
Stellar questioning by @BethRigby and the answer remains: how is raising taxes on the top 5% something that can't be afforded? 🤷♂️
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Councillor Seema Kumar wasn't happy that I posted pictures of her illegal number plate on SM. So she sends @ealingMPS around to gag me.
So next time you call the police and they do nothing, it's because they are dealing with real criminals like me. – at Ealing, London
Made it to 278 days but SharePoint reset the counter howmanydayssinceajwtalgnonev…
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Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at BlinkingGuy.com
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A startup has bought a domain associated with your brand without your permission and run your content through an AI engine, linking to their company
Modern tech companies in a nutshell: wanting to exploit a valuable public good that other people made and gave away for free, to make a quick profit, even if it destroys it in the process. Gross.
Sorry, but archive.org is down temporarily-- working to restore service.
(details: this is our second blast of abusive traffic from an AWS customer today apparently from an AI company harvesting Internet Archive texts at an extreme rate)
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We found an unopened box of Duke Nukem Atomic games! And we're gonna give some away--to THREE lucky winners!
Just RETWEET, LIKE & FOLLOW.
Each winner gets: A Duke CD from this box, a Duke mouse pad, a leather Duke coaster, a Duke 1996 bumper sticker & signed letterhead!
This is really going to blow your mind but the correct way to back up your Google Authenticator is to write down the backup codes that the website tells you to write down as a backup 🤯
Dangerous advice. Every site you add Google Authenticator to shows you backup codes when you set it up. Oddly enough, the backup codes are what you're supposed to back up.
For some people & some threat models, backing up the TOTP seeds in the cloud works. But not everyone.
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Look, I'm not going to say software engineering is perfect, but we're usually held to a higher standard than being 100x off on high school level maths
Time to reset that counter: Auth0's own jsonwebtoken library was happily declaring alg: none tokens as valid, until yesterday howmanydayssinceajwtalgnonev…