@Audacious753 not me thankfully, a friend. We had a little hoo haa with them, absolutely nobjocks!!
AVOID Tattoo Sanctuary in Southampton at all costs. Literally, you will be mugged!! #tattoo #inkjunkeyz #bodybeautiful #daylightrobbery
A wedding wouldn't be complete without a last minute disaster. Cheers @Burton_Menswear #WeddingFail
Michael moon "I'm drugging her, a couple of pills in her drink" shakes massive pot of tablets pulled from his trouser pocket!@bbceastenders
Everyday I drink an @asda inner defence yoghurt drink. Everyday it annoys me that it's spelt "yogurt drink".
That annoying matey that's back on @Hollyoaks, with the specs. Can he go away again please.
Got our @ZazzleHeroes wedding invites through they are literally amazing, thank you sooo much xx
The doc says my spots aren't bad, try clearisil. Hmm I think I've tried that? I'm 24 FFS gimme summit to get rid cheers @TestvaleSurgery.FML