I'm dumb. Designer. Hundredaire. Gnarcissist. ๐ธ
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Presenting THE 2024 DRAFT:
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nobodyโs ever dunked on babies this hard and never will
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A nutritionally complete chocolate milkshake-like substance should be piped into every home at the municipal level. You could still cook or go out for fun, but if you were feeling lazy, or you were impoverished, you could simply consume The City Meal directly from the tap.
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I remember when a computer didn't automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.
Lol. Lmao.
The Army says they made a $11M promotional deal with The Rock & the UFL which didnโt lead to a single new recruit
38 recruits actually ended up de-listing instead.
(Source: military.com/daily-news/2024โฆ)
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new from me: the Dems are exploring some "alternative options" around Biden's candidacy โ chief among them either putting him in an a sort of Gundam style mecha suit (or more lightweight combat exo skeleton), or "doing a Hereditary with [him]"
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My (27F) boyfriend (28M) wonโt stop saying heโs โmicrodosing pantsโ whenever he wears shorts
I fully believe this. This is my astrology.
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OTD: The Red Wings beat the Penguins in Game 6 to win their 11th Stanley Cup in franchise history (2008)
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Baked into the discussion of student debt is the idea that the function of education is to prepare someone to work, that it is a ticket for the ride of employment. This is a dangerously toxic notion that deserves no respect. Education is learning, literally anything.
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Ken Danielsโ calls of Lucas Raymondโs game-tying and winning goals were absolutely ELECTRIC ๐๏ธโก๏ธ teapawt.net/BR_OpenIce/status/1780โฆ