President XI, its time to unleash your educated netizens upon the West.
我们把德国人想得太好了。对于这一点,中国人,尤其是我自己,真的需要深刻反思。
我从小就喜欢历史。小学四到六年级的时候,我就大量阅读了二战史,其中相当多的篇幅都与德国有关。我知道“沙漠之狐”隆美尔和他的第七装甲师,也知道曼施坦因、古德里安、邓尼茨。我还知道一些著名的德国军人,比如第一次世界大战中的“红男爵”,以及那个以特种作战闻名的德国党卫队军官奥托·斯科尔兹内。
从那时起,我所接触的历史书籍,就给我塑造了一个强大、纪律严明、战斗力惊人的德国形象。
我一直为隆美尔感到惋惜。在我当时读到的那些书中,蒙哥马利的胜利似乎有些胜之不武。他所拥有的兵力和后勤补给远远超过隆美尔,而隆美尔却能在北非战场上与英军周旋,甚至一度占据上风。在年少时的我看来,盟军最终战胜德国,很大程度上依靠的就是体量上的碾压。
抛开意识形态,希特勒的死亡在我当时的理解中,也颇有一种悲剧英雄式的壮烈感。
中国最后一个由汉人建立的王朝是明朝。崇祯皇帝是一个能力不足、难以挽救国家局势的皇帝,但他又因为最终的结局而备受惋惜,甚至受到某种程度的崇拜。中国人可以接受一个无能的人,尤其是一个倾尽全力却依然无力回天的悲剧人物。这样的人,更容易得到同情。
崇祯就是如此。在我看来,他虽然能力不足,但最终选择了死亡,以此证明自己。他的问题在于能力不够,而不是天生邪恶,或者从一开始就怀着错误的动机。
在我当时的理解中,希特勒也是一个类似的人物。希特勒用死亡结束了自己的一生。年少时的我,很容易将这种结局理解为一种悲剧性的、甚至带有英雄色彩的落幕。
后来,大约到了高中时期,我开始阅读更多有关中国抗日战争的历史,逐渐了解到德国顾问帮助中国抵抗日本侵略的故事。
例如,德国将领汉斯·冯·塞克特曾担任蒋介石的军事顾问,参与国民政府军队的整顿规划;他的继任者亚历山大·冯·法肯豪森,也对中国军队的训练和建设产生了重要影响。在德国顾问的帮助下,国民政府整训了包括第87师、第88师在内的一批精锐部队。这些部队在淞沪会战中投入战斗,表现出了相当顽强的战斗力。
还有拉贝先生。拉贝虽然是纳粹党员,却在南京大屠杀期间担任南京安全区国际委员会主席,参与保护了大量中国平民,使许多人免于遭受日军的屠杀。
这些历史经历进一步加深了我对德国的好感。在我的印象中,德国不仅拥有优秀的军事传统,而且曾经有人真诚地帮助过中国。
后来,德国工业产品也进一步强化了这种印象。德国汽车,尤其是大众,在中国市场非常畅销,曾经长期占据重要地位。在许多中国人的印象里,德国制造意味着严谨、精密、可靠,仿佛德国人做事就应该是一丝不苟、不容易出错的。
这一切共同构成了我对德国的滤镜。
可是,我在 X 上看到的德国人,又是怎么样的呢?
你们大大破坏了我对你们的幻想。
我在 X 上看到的,是一群鹰派的德国人。他们让我想起中国的邻居日本。面对中国人对你们表达出来的善意,你们却表现得极具冒犯性。你们用一种假惺惺的语气,提出大量冒犯性的问题,而一群中国人却傻乎乎地在这些问题下面认真回答。
是谁给了你们勇气,让你们觉得自己有资格担任审判者?你们又能审判谁?
德国人,尤其是 X 上面的德国人,谢谢你们,戳破了我对德国的这层滤镜。
我曾经看到过一种说法,认为希特勒原本想要与中国结盟,而不是日本。至于这种说法究竟有多少历史依据,需要另行考证。但现在看来,你们当初似乎确实应该选择日本作为盟友,因为在我看来,你们表现出了某种相似的民族性,那就是阴湿。
我不知道你们能不能理解“阴湿”这个词的概念。
这个词用来形容一个人的性格,指的是一种黏糊糊的、如同烂泥一样的恶心感。它不会直接对你造成伤害,但是,当它触碰到你的时候,你会觉得恶心、难受。你知道它未必能对你造成什么实质性的伤害,但它就是让你感到不舒服。
X 上那些德国人的提问,给我的感受就是如此。
你们挤出笑脸,然后故意提出大量冒犯性的问题,摆出一副虚伪的笑容,看着一群傻乎乎的中国人手忙脚乱地应付你们那些莫名其妙的问题。
中国人吃猫吗?中国人吃狗吗?
没错,我们中国人就是吃猫吃狗。
我们不仅吃猫吃狗,我们还专门吃德国人的猫和狗。
One of the audio bits that will likely live in my head forever is from South Park, and its the jingle for "Crank Prank; Crank Prank Time Phone"
There is no Mandela effect, the USSR and its constituent republics used the single star over the hammer and sickle as a national symbol from 1955 until the Collapse.
A new Mandela Effect is rising.
Since when does the Soviet flag carry a star above the hammer and sickle?
Many of us remember it clearly without one.
If you recall the flag without the star… you may be from the old Earth.
Shifted into this denser, clown-world timeline.
The memory itself is the proof.
The body knows.
The soul knows.
We are not crazy.
We are remembering.
I miss the old Earth too.
Yet we are here now to hold the Light and anchor a higher one.
Who else feels this?
Azu 🇿ulway, Cornucopian AGZ 📯𒀭 retweeted
It's a very sneaky move to flood precocious young minds with dreams of space travel so they will spend their lives working on things like rocket propulsion that the military can take and use as missiles to kill a bunch of people.
Azu 🇿ulway, Cornucopian AGZ 📯𒀭 retweeted
You're fantasizing about ways you're allowed to flag people with guns. Never! You're never allowed to do that!
Azu 🇿ulway, Cornucopian AGZ 📯𒀭 retweeted
Replying to @NaviGoBoom @zulways
It's literally the first rule of firearms "always treat every gun as if it is loaded"
Well that woman's head is right next to the barrel, so no down range isnt clear, but also he doesnt have control of that gun, bc the barrel has drifted right next to that woman's head.
Replying to @zulways
Have you ever held a break action shotgun? He has clear control of the gun. You can point the barrel any direction from the back half. There's nothing downrange from where the barrel is pointed. But then again the gun devil might throw a slug in there out of nowhere
And this is whats called "discovery" after this person is involved in a negligent discharge.
If he was autistic he wouldnt try to tell you these two different holds on a gun are the same thing.
Replying to @zulways
I couldn't care less about the argument you two are engaged in. I just think it's hilarious for someone to say "you don't shoot guns" to the most shotgun-obsessed autistic you'll find on this app.
No, I have just seen what happens when people fuck around and thing "I dont need to take safety seriously, I've always done things this way"
Oh it absolutely matters, one is covered by insurance and the other will leave your ass open to liability lawsuits.
Replying to @zulways
It literally doesn’t matter, both work. Have you never been in a dove field your entire life?
Also, just scroll the man’s profile already.
You tell me, are these the same type of hold?
The OP thinks these two holds are the same, so any memes are really pointless bc you are debasing yourself fpr a man who thinks you are a rube
If this guy is the gun jesus you think he is then he thinks you are a rube who wont notice that these are two different types of hold.
Replying to @zulways
Please continue picking fights with autistic historic shotgun and printed firearm developer guy it’ll be really funny if you truly piss him off
I need a glock stomp moment for christmas this year
































