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🚨DO YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW? Everyone's been scared AI would break crypto. Anthropic tested AI agents on real smart contract hacks and they pulled off $4.6 million worth in a simulation. They even found brand new bugs nobody knew existed. Turns out it might come for your bank first. US banks just caught AI agents logging into customer accounts. Some were calling the bank's call center. Some appeared to act without being told to. Morgan Stanley has started blocking them. JPMorgan, Bank of America and Citi are restricting them. One bank executive called it "horrifying." No hack needed. People are handing an AI agent their bank username and password and letting it run their money. It logs in as you. Some banks can't even tell if it's doing what you asked or going rogue. Jamie Dimon on JPMorgan's earnings call last week: "You don't want rogue agents." Schwab says it's blocking outside agents trying to move client money every single week. Meta's Muse is on that list. "Something could go wrong and who's liable?" That's Schwab's CEO Rick Wurster. I've been phished and drained in crypto. I know the deal. Whoever holds the keys controls the money, and nobody's coming to refund you. Banks always sold the opposite. Someone steals from you, the bank makes it right. But US rules have a catch. If you handed someone your login yourself, the transfers they make might not count as unauthorized. Does that apply when the someone is an AI? Nobody's decided yet. Not your keys, not your coins. Your AI agent has your bank password.