Joined July 2018
ezio auditore, halloween 2018
quote/reply to this tweet with the best halloween costume/cosplay youve ever done!
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Okay well tell Scott to make all domestic flights on United, under $300 since he so worried about the people
United Airlines CEO Scott Kirby tells the New York Times that "wealth inequality has become a danger to our society" and must be addressed. "We should have a national wealth tax... we should have inheritance taxes that get close to 100 percent at some level. I would pay them." (nytimes.com/2026/10/18/busin…)
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Listen compared to the old La Guardia this is Neiman Marcus
Absolutely losing it at La Guardia's Temu version of the Changi airport waterfall
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when someone hates me and i lowk get where they’re coming from
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tweeting while getting no engagement shows discipline
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please just shoot him.
Gun to your ex’s head, name a fruit?
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Dating as an adult is so interesting because you can meet somebody who's accomplished in every area of their life except emotional maturity.
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Therapy is too expensive so at this point a Catholic church confession will be seeing me soon 🫡
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They always come back… 6 years later
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Happy National I Love You Day to my ex
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old situationship dropped this banger after calling me twice in the middle of the night
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type of realisation my ex needs to have
Broke no contact today. She’s worth fighting for. I don’t want anyone else. Whatever it takes for us to find our way back to each other.
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Quitting my job to focus on my melancholic solitude
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i need to rewatch phantom of the opera
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being a man is so easy all you have to do is lie and get haircuts
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cutting off isn't enough. i need to betray you
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my parents were like i am going to make a daughter that is beyond help
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i’ll cancel my whole day if she tells me she wanna see me
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really really liking a girl supposed to make u consider making drastic lifestyle changes to accommodate her being in your life lmao
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happy international women's day👸
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