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A lady saw me shopping for my woman and she said to me “Where do I find one like you” and I told her right here, because besides being romantic I’m also unfaithful

I’m here to tell you, if you fall into the category of people who are fine occasionally. Some days you look so good and some days your looks are off I put it to you that you are not a fine person. Beauty don’t take no days off

If person tell you say he de come, no gree o cause na go he de go

And we let this happen as a society?

This P craze gan! If you no work you no go see food chop like whyyy

I never still wan believe this thing sha so I must work before I chop?

Easemoni just move on bro You’ve done so much for me and I don’t know how to repay you 🥹

Son of Hamdallah Wetin again

So true true if I no work I no go chop ?

As long as I see my own collect I’m contended

Always have a Canary trap That way you are 3 steps ahead of the game and can always identify the mole

Life for the living Make due with the time you got Happy new month mutuals

The beauty of life ? Magic happens everyday May it happen to us today

On the hierarchy of smelling good I’ll actually put roll on above body spray and perfume Cause your armpits literally determine who you are. If you fail at that level you’ve failed at all levels If you have to pick one just get a roll on pls

nothing is funnier than those conversations babes try to have after you send them money 😂 you don debit me, leave me alone please.

As I de observe 20k$ I still de observer 2k$ if I con see 200$ I go collect