Microsoft has probably gone down because of all the shitty Black Friday emails which are been sent daily
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"Kate Garraway defends Ross & says he's being very brave"
The grifting old bitch will be giving him advice on how to cash in and write a book and make a documentary next
#GMB discusses Jonathan Ross's statement.
Baroness Hazarika says the idea he didn't know what was going on is nonsense
Kate Garraway defends Ross & says he's being very brave.
Hazarika: "I'm sure you must be good friends with him but.."
Twice today i have astounded myself with my genius! Once at work, and second time deciding to get a Chinese instead of cooking something!
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Take his medical license off him
DR Congo sentences 66 soldiers to death for being 'cowards' bbc.in/48JM8mg
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🚨 UPDATE: David Walliams responds to the allegations
"Looking back, I realise that at times I behaved thoughtlessly towards other people I had casual sexual relationships with... I realise I did not always take people’s feelings properly into account. That is something I regret.
"And whilst a power imbalance is inevitable when one party is famous, abusing that power is something else entirely and it is something that I never did...
“I am not a sexual predator... I have not broken the law... I am devastated that some of the women I met ten to twenty years ago have now expressed hurt or anger towards me"
Operation Mincemeat, what a fantastic show!
Great story too. Absolutely crackers when you think about it. But it worked
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Sir Patrick saw Corden for what he was. And told the world.
Corden looked visibly pissed off. But years later hes viewed as a fat, arrogant prick. And Sir Patrick has died a legend in his field.
I know who I'd rather be like
Sir Patrick Stewart has left us, and the world is poorer for it. Beyond the monumental body of work he gave us across stage, film and television, there was that unforgettable night at the 2010 Glamour Awards when he put James Corden firmly in his place.
As host, Corden had been loitering at the back of the stage with his hands in his pockets, looking thoroughly bored while presenters and winners did their thing. Stewart, up to present an award, turned and addressed him directly:
“When the presenters are up here and when the recipients are receiving their awards, don’t stand at the back of the stage with your hands in your pockets, looking around as though you wished you were anywhere but here.”
Corden, clearly taken by surprise and not used to being spoken to like that, tried to hit back: “You couldn’t be more wrong, sir. You couldn’t be more wrong. If it looked like that, I’m so sorry, but when you come up and present an award, just fucking get on with it!”
Stewart wasn’t finished. He followed up with the line that really upset James: “From where I was sitting, I can see your belly, and that was right over there at the back of the room. These people down here…”
Corden’s ego clearly couldn’t take it. He got right in Stewart’s face, fuming: “Sorry, I’m waiting for the punchline. Go on? No, seriously, go on? You can see my belly… and we can all see you dying right now! Let’s go?”
He then stood there squirming, visibly uncomfortable and completely unused to being told off for his behaviour. Stewart closed it with: “If you fancy the Jonas Brothers, cover your belly.”
It was awkward by the end, with people in the room shouting for them to just get on with it. But Stewart had done the job. He called out the lack of professionalism and the visible disdain for the event, and Corden had no real answer beyond wounded pride.
Well done, Sir Patrick. Rest in peace. The world will miss you.
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All at Huddersfield Town are deeply saddened to learn of the passing of lifelong supporter Sir Patrick Stewart. Our thoughts are with his family and loved ones at this sad time.
A titan of his craft and a legend and hero to millions worldwide, his legacy will live on. Fiercely proud of his Yorkshire roots, Sir Patrick was a Terrier in every sense, and we’re proud to have counted him as one of our own.
Once a Terrier, always a Terrier 💙
#htafc
Odd flex when he played on loan for both Leicester and Leyton Orient earlier in his career.
How many other league one teams have had a Ballon D’or winner play a competitive league game at their ground 😏 congrats Harry Kane! #htafc #HarryKane #BallonDor
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