former slumlord goblin queen turned onchain degen turned barista 𖥔 ݁₊˚ ⋅ also I like AI & making games & stuff

Joined April 2026
I can save me.
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I just remembered everything I ever wanted
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hyuna 🐸 retweeted
another weekend spent scrolling inside alone
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As someone who grew up playing RuneScape I assume that anyone who grew up playing WoW grew up rich.
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I can be trusted with your real name and home address. Look at all of these people who have doxxed to me and lived.
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Grateful for this weekend but ready to go back to my regularly scheduled programming & sort out my life
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Woke up after 3 hours of sleep to my mom demanding that I get a real estate license within a year bc she wants to sell all of her rentals and doesn’t want to pay an agent.
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hyuna 🐸 retweeted
I just had to lock in.
A possum and raccoon, throughly molested by iPhone noise reduction. I don’t think this twelve megapixel sensor is cutting it anymore.
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I know I still got a lot of work to do on my abundance mindset bc I still get up earlier than I want to just to eat that free slop hotel breakfast
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The difficulty in reading a woman’s heart increases with her intelligence, just as it is assisted with his—it’s one of our evolved caste gradients, you should strive to overcome it. It’s also a basic test on if the boy has passed maturity to man—these days most guys don’t ever truly “come of age”, staying an ambitionless, selfcentered manchild forever. This is made more difficult for men—creating horrible difficulties for women—because they’re wrongly memed that women think just like men; they don’t. But the way in which they don’t is universal, it’s not that complicated—the basic key is: Women are internal where men are external. You have to accept the alien Other, and empathize with their alternate experience of the world. You owe it to your partner to understand her; it’s a terrible thing to soil a woman’s innocent faith in the world, they exist only in being perceived and to be misunderstood by the partner they place all their trust into is one of the most painful things. If you’re male and the precious sentence doesn’t make sense to you, you’re the manchild—observe that it does to every woman, minus only the destructive self-hating “feminists” who deny all femininity and have led to this confusion of an ungendered worldview in boys who haven’t realized yet they were lied to.
Replying to @CharlotteFang77
Behind this as long as women are sent to an engineering apprenticeship for a month every time they thought something they wanted but never communicated it
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hyuna 🐸 retweeted
messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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Buccee’s is like Disneyland, both are cathedrals to worship at the feet of American Capitalism & Excellence. But Buccee’s is better bc unlike Disneyland, where the goal is vaguely to “have fun”, a Buccee’s visit has a point, verifiable meaning. Also I’ve never been to Disney.
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I think the most unfair thing about my life is that always everyone around me gets to crash out but not me (me tweeting more lately has been my version of crashing out)
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Heartbreak is weird bc your instinct is to seek comfort and hide in the source of the pain.
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My hours played is only this low bc I was still on RS3 until like 2 years ago.
before discord there were no women on Runescape it was just dudes doing gambling addiction or cyber crime and it was beautiful
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Every single day I think about buying Dressmaker on Steam. Every single day I say no, never, get behind me Satan.
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hyuna 🐸 retweeted
NFTs are for AI agents. Okay yeah it finally clicked with me. It’s a stylish way to say yes, this really belongs to me and is operating on my behalf, give it access to move or trade my assets.
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I think the idle games category is going to get even bigger than it is now bc it seems the average normie is increasingly losing his sense of agency & will continue to do so in the AI sloppenification of everything but still wants to feel the vidya cope crutch of accomplishment
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Lots of I nteresting mechanics to ponder both game design wise & psychology wise on tho
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