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*Animal Scientist *Livestock production consultant *LeBron James #1 fan🙂 *Arsenal fan⚽ *Duke Blue Devils🏀

Blantyre, Malawi
Joined September 2022
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Egg's perience, Zenizeni poultry. Ntaja😎
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BTW LeBron has literally been the KING of posterizing other players 😭😭 (vid: @bronhistory)
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Don't make someone feel foolish for changing their position after receiving better information. We should celebrate people who can update their thinking instead of rewarding those who defend mistakes forever.
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As usual. Like last season.
Replying to @tirvo_
Arsenal may bottle the league as usual
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🚨🚨| CRAZY STAT: No defender has kept more clean sheets than Gabriel Magalhães since he joined the Premier League. 😳🇧🇷 [@OptaJoe]
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If MJ did this, they would’ve called it the layup that stopped time.
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LeBron is 5-0 in Playoff SERIES vs the Boston Celtics since 2011. CANNOT wait for the playoffs 😂🔥
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Pochettino failed to perform with Mbappe and Neymar but they want him to Perform with Amad and Zirkzee
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0 mvps. 0 final mvps. 10 years later
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I feel it’s unfair to place Crispy Malawi in the same categories as his children😂 Spe is a father, and that alone deserves recognition. He shouldn’t have to compete with his own kids😎
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Ku Malawi ukangosangalala kamodzi ukumakhala ukukanda kwa two months 🤣🤣🤣
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All the LeBron YOUNG and OLD stats look like Wilt records 😭
Lebron isn’t human
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CONTENT OF THE YEAR 😂🤣
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Makes more sense for a woman. Not much for men. Chances of adding bills when you marry are high for a man.
Malawi the type of country to make you get married when you don’t want because of bills. Them bills . Them bills man! Ah
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Pano I have 30 tons of njerwa za cement, ndusowa kolowela nazo🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 this country is going to hell😔
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You cannot punish a man by becoming a prostitute!
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Caught up with the GOAT International Spe on the court the other day. I drained buckets while he was dropping punchlines for the culture 🎵🏀🔥 Vama Hate is out now. Stream it. @Crispy_malawi
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Replying to @NBA
This would be #7 on MIchael Jordan’s career highlights
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MRA catches ex-MP Chilapondwa over K884m VAT Former Ntchisi South MP Ulemu Chilapondwa has been arrested over allegations of pocketing K884 million in VAT collected from a government contract but never remitted to the Malawi Revenue Authority (MRA). Read full story at: malawi24.com/2026/11/11/mra-…
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The real issue is that you are never willing to date your age mates until you click 30. From 19 to 27, you only want a man older than you because they are much established. Now you're in your 30s and you're attacking your age mates for wanting younger women. When you were 23 looking for 30 years old men having refused to date your mates, were you not aware that there were 30 years old women who wanted those men too? For you to date up, it means the men were dating down. The principle is constant. As you're in your 30s now, there are young women in their 19s to 27 who want 30+ men. You'll not decide for the women what age grade to date and you'll never decide for the men you rejected when you were younger, what age grade to date.
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This one, needs a million views 😂😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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