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Mr. Kayira

@Asaph_E

Sales | Photographer | MBA | Entrepreneur 💼

 Malawi
Joined September 2020
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The pain of seeing 16 tankers, 4 buses, 9 Step Wagons, re overtake you in Chikangawa because your madam decided to stop and buy Bowa😭
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Replying to @achemicals9
MBS doesnt certify taste😂 you can have the funniest tasting things with proper ingredients. The opposite is also true
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If a woman wants you, you will know brother. Stop watering dead plants fam.
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Nothing I post here is sincere or serious, just like your relationships.
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Well😂
Chab (@BiggChab) profile pictureChab
@BiggChab21h
if they break up with you again no post am. People are out here calculating your body count for you😂😂
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“Until it was my turn” Phunzirani kulemekeza aliyese za mawa sizidziwika!
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You cannot punish a man by becoming a prostitute!
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TROOPER 🇬🇧 (@TROOPER_265) profile picture
TROOPER 🇬🇧@TROOPER_26523h
By the age of 30, most women have done Sexually what 90% of men will never do in their entire life, That's exactly why women choose to keep their body count a secret...🔞
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"ine ndi Don."
Image from A N D R E W S 👑🇲🇼 (@AlipoAndrewsII)
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Bring back arranged marriages.. 🏃🏿‍♂️
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Kodi pa town anthu mukuyendera "ndidyapo zingati?"
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Requirements for starting a bus company in Malawi?
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_Melo_ (@Mxlo_M_) profile picture
_Melo_@Mxlo_M_Nov 9
A functioning government that reduces the cost of living
Slay Entrepreneur 🇿🇦 (@aretha_Blanke) profile pictureSlay Entrepreneur 🇿🇦@aretha_BlankeNov 6
Missionary or doggy?
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King Tuzi (@king_tuzi) profile pictureKing Tuzi@king_tuziNov 9
Replying to @TheLunaticGuy27
Nigga you’ve responded to my one tweet 3 fucking times? What’s your problem? You got a crush on me or something?
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Do we have bus ya Blantyre - Mzuzu night compost? Apart from these lakeshore headaches?
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TheHost
@TheHost_21Nov 9
My wife passed away on a Monday. I came in on Tuesday because we needed the insurance. My boss looked at me and said, “Grief is a distraction. Stay focused.” I said nothing. I sat at my desk for 8 hours and did not cry once. 7 months later, he lost his own son. He took 6 weeks off. When he came back, he walked straight to my desk.
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2026 koma winawake akupangabe recommend 14B engine! ku Malawi ndi kodabwisa kwambiri. Resistance to change uyuyu ndi wina wina.
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Komansotu lero likuthamanga😒
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In whatever you do, don’t forget to love yourself first
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HavalMalawi
@HavalMalawiNov 6
Malawi, meet the GWM P300 Single Cab, built to work and available in 4x2 and 4x4 at Imperial Motors. Enquire with Imperial Motors to find the right fit for your work. Email: [email protected] Telephone: + 265 881 621 370
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