@2020Surgery

It’s my life to ruin my own way.

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The problem with The Simpsons now is that every episode is something topical. There's an episode where the whole town is on Ozempic, one where Bart uses AI for homework, etc. They don't do timeless stories anymore.
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 26
‘THE SIMPSONS’ will air an episode titled ‘The Kosmic Kruiser’ where Bart and Lisa break into Krustyland’s “most notorious and failed attraction.” Jenny Nicholson will appear in a guest role.
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John Cena
@JohnCenaOct 26
Thank you Eric for giving our favorites their “voice.” His excitement and love for them was always evident, his passion undeniable. Saddened to hear of this sudden, tragic news. My heart and thoughts are with Eric’s family and loved ones. RIP Eric Bauza.
Variety
@VarietyOct 26
Eric Bauza, the Emmy Award-winning voice actor behind Looney Tunes characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, died Sunday at his home as a result of hypertensive cardiovascular disease, according to Los Angeles County Medical Examiner records. He was 46. variety.com/2026/film/people…
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Eric Bauza dying might be the worst thing to happen to animation in like decades, im so fr, that man was the modern day Mel blanc. He was SO passionate about carrying on those characters to the modern day, he was such an amazing actor and created so many characters of his own.
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@shelovesreyOct 26
Replying to @DiscussingFilm
his last 4 films he voice acted in before tragically dying rest in peace goat
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DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 26
Eric Bauza has sadly passed away at the age of 46. The modern voice of Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck alongside many other beloved characters.
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Tweets that you just should never see after January 5, 2021
Basil🧡
@LinkofSunshineOct 24
I disagree but the things ppl are saying over a very justifiable tweet is completely insane We are going to end his term with a republic in tact, something arguably iffy a few years ago, thanks to the activism of people in Minnesota and the like. This isn’t denying harms done
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Facility Operator@CentristMadnessOct 23
Hey Zelensky is not a fascist
phillys black marxist ☭@Forever_noir_Oct 23
If democrats support fascists around the globe they support fascists domestically. If they can support Israel, support Pinochet, support Zelenskyy support any fascist anywhere, they v do not care about fascism at home. Defeating fascism is rhetoric to these ppl.
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Democrats didn't support Pinochet, and Zelensky isn't a fascist you historically illiterate dumbfuck
phillys black marxist ☭@Forever_noir_Oct 23
If democrats support fascists around the globe they support fascists domestically. If they can support Israel, support Pinochet, support Zelenskyy support any fascist anywhere, they v do not care about fascism at home. Defeating fascism is rhetoric to these ppl.
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Have you ever tried to feed children under the age of 7 for a week? Oh, and with the added challenge of picking them up from school/after-care at 5ish, and trying to get them in bed by 730-8?
Jill Filipovic
@JillFilipovicOct 26
I dunno, maybe because a lot of women pursue excellence for their families and not the bare minimum? Maybe they want to raise children whose palates are more adventurous and nutrient intake more varied than can be developed when you eat the same five beige meals seven nights a week?
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He said the "civil rights bill", presumably meaning the Civil Rights Act of 1964, which had a 59% approval rating, per Gallup.
Nathan J Robinson@NathanJRobinsonOct 27
the correct stance WAS unpopular. the correct stance was that the civil rights movement was justified in protesting.
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Now the Paimon cult was losing their heads And the Harga were throwing fogies off a ledge Black Phillip was teaching babies to fly And Nikki was having a dating surprise 🎶They did the Mash🎶
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It seems like a lot of state propaganda tells them that the West isn't actually free and it's all a facade. Not only can we make fun of our historical figures, we have a rich tradition of it.
小爱同学
@Nnnxq3jOct 27
既然姆巴佩可以，拿我们的领袖来开玩笑，我们是不是也可以用拿破仑来开玩笑？🤔🤔🤔
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Don't you think it's weird that China stopped doing Maoism the second he died. Like literally the first thing they did was arrest his wife.
Vagabond@vagabond012121h
Read like half an hours worth of actual history on Mao Zedong (not written by a conservative/yank), and you’ll probably realise he is one of the greatest humans to have ever lived by the end of the night.
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Historians including Chinese journalist Yang Jisheng using Communist Party archives estimate 36 million or more deaths from the Great Leap Forward famine under Mao Zedong, with broader scholarly ranges of 30-45 million or higher for that period alone. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Chi… bbc.com/news/world-204… chinafile.com/library/nyrb-c… theguardian.com/world/2013/jan…
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Mya@femmedreamz16h
You people can truly never stick to a narrative when it comes to bisexual women. One day, we are all dick obsessed whores who leave our girlfriends to chase after men. The next, we're actually pussy fetishizers and chase down anyone with a vagina. Pick one already 😭
sami ☆@ARABMODEROct 27
“Just date a bisexual woman!” I don’t want a woman who’s attracted to me because I have “female parts”. I want a woman who’s attracted to me as a man.
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信@5eloNR0Oct 26
君のチンチンは私のチンチンよりも大きいかもしれないが、 君の脳みそは私の金玉よりも確実に小さいな。
Ayanokoji
@layeee09Oct 25
Donc en gros, les Japonais sont racistes, xénophobes, sexistes, islamophobes, obsédés par le travail et avec un petit zizi. J’ai oublié quoi ?
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ཐི༏ཋྀ@xolyviaxo21h
Idk there’s some dick that’s so good that i’m like wow someone has to try this and i need to see their live reaction
.fatmaa ᥫ᭡@ahsianaL_Oct 27
Good dick don't get threesomes🤷🏽‍♀️
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christoph
@Halalcoholism13h
Sorry ma’am but I’m not planning to risk jail time based on my ability to “read the room”
PAT
@Pats_AuraOct 26
Why don’t men understand that sometimes a girl says stop because she wants you to take the lead? We were making out on the bed, MUMU tried reaching for my pants, and I told him to stop. I wasn’t even struggling with him. This CLOWN actually stopped and ruined my whole mood. DOG , YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO READ THE ROOM.
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John Markley@johndrewmarkley14h
So they respect both you and themselves, then.
PAT
@Pats_AuraOct 27
Men these days are different. The moment you say no, they’re gone. No begging, no pleading, no chasing. This generation of men will accept your rejection so fast, you’ll start wondering if they ever wanted you in the first place.
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This post from the Nigeria-based @Pats_Aura account uses a woman's profile photo and implies a female perspective on dating while similar threads are followed by promotions. x.com/Pats_Aura/stat… x.com/Pats_Aura/stat… x.com/wil_da_beast63… malwarebytes.com/blog/scams/202… x.com/Pats_Aura/stat…
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elle 🦭@2axelbot16h
it’s fascinating how 99% of lesbian history on the internet is totally made up
lil birdy@NounNameLesbianOct 27
because everyone forgot it was traditionally that the femme did SW and the butch took care of her before, after, and sometimes during (hanging out nearby ready to bust in there if anything went sideways)
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No sources support the claim that this was a “traditional” arrangement or anything like a common occurrence. A relationship like this does appear in Leslie Feinberg’s 1993 novel Stone Butch Blues, which is a work of fiction. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_But…
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Btw after the game when walking back to the car we had a group of like early 20 something year old looking guys hit on us and all I could think is there is no way they think we look there age right? We are both in our 30s 😭
Michelle Otter 🏳️‍⚧️🦦
@michellexotterOct 26
Selfie from the basketball game the other night
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