Part time Philosopher and movie critic. Proud Husband. Pronouns: He/Sir. Parody. Edits at https://xitter.cf/t.co/LWXaAxocZA

Joined December 2018
All you need to know about Kane Williamson is here.
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On days like this loneliness hits hard.
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Which cricketer can't hit full tosses 😭?
“cricket is harder than baseball” tell a cricket player to hit that 😭😭😭
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Nearly killed myself in an accident. For once, it was my fault.
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dhobis number in my mums phone 😭😭😭😭
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I had heard of performative activism. Hearing performative fielder for the first time. Just when you think you have seen it all, there is always something new to learn.
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We are tortured by the idea of the better lives that we haven't lived and the possibility of never getting to live those lives.
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Umpire Hasabulla is at the ground 🥰 #SAvsAus
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Replying to @hvgoenka
Sir usko majboori bolte hai - hum Europe woh hi lifestyle enjoy karne chhuti pe jaate hai - not the other way around
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Looks like Moeen Ali bowling with hair
World is not ready for devdutt Ashwin 😭😭
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Can they hit one stump targets though?
Cricket fans would go into cardiac arrest if they saw this video
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Anything else?
Lemme know if a cricket player could ever do this
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Please find attached for your reference, that I am loved. – at Chandrapur, India
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You think about endurance, test of skills and hardwork you think of test cricket. Test cricket is a part of cricket. Not baseball. That alone shows how elite cricket is. Let's not degrade is by comparing it with tinpot sports.
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Update: the rat is most likely dead
Just learned that a rat chewed through my brake switch. If the people on the road don't kill me, rodents will.
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Just learned that a rat chewed through my brake switch. If the people on the road don't kill me, rodents will.
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Reading this after the divorce will be funny.
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He is literally having to be forced out of teams. I don't blame him, you can't quit something you love doing. But failing to see the larger picture is also something something we do. In the words of Smileson- The wickets are not yours, they are of service.
"If it was up to me it wouldn’t have ended like this" - James Anderson on his 25-year Lancashire career coming to an end 🌹
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The Whole Nine Yards review: watch it if you are a fan of Mathew Perry. Nice to pass the time.
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Photo rare de la livraison d'un bébé
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Pani Puri ko ghar pe baithkar ekanth mai khaane ka mazaa kuch aur hai.
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